All posts tagged "jobs"

You Can Now Get A Job As A Full Time Football Manager Tester

Dream job.

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You Can Now Get Paid £500 To Taste Test Pigs In Blankets

Best job ever.

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Friends Is Returning To Terrestrial Television For The First Time In Ten Years

I'll be there for you.

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British People Spend More Time On The Toilet Each Week Than Exercising

That explains a lot.

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This Brazilian Packing Machine Packs 150,000 Cocaine Baggies Per Day

Robots are taking everyone's jobs, even drug dealers.

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CCTV Footage Shows Las Vegas Hooker Before And After Picking Up A Client

This is truly depressing.

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Bodycam Footage Shows Policeman Reacting In The Right Way When Faced With A Gun

That escalated quickly.

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7 Ridiculous Things That Actually Don’t Make You Superior In The Office

Please tell me you're not one of these idiots.

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The World’s First Robot-Powered Burger Restaurant Is Opening This Year

The future is upon us.

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Skint Manchester Students Are Being Tricked Into Shoplifting By This Facebook Scam

Believe it or not, 'professional shoplifter' is not a real profession.

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Hookers Regularly Use Gary Neville And Ryan Giggs’ Hotel Football

Playing away from home.

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Venezuela Orders Two Day Work Weeks In Order To Save Electricity

Bit work-shy? Go live in Venezuela.

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Watch This Maid Get Busted Pouring Urine Into Her Boss’s Drink

That's one way to get him back.

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Watch This Hilarious Guy Call In Sick For A Job He Doesn’t Even Work At

'Can you give me a good excuse to go fishing?'

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If Your Job Is On This List, You Could Be Replaced By A Robot In 2020

Bloody robots, coming over here and taking all our jobs.

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Porn Stars Reveal How They Told Their Parents About Their Jobs (NSFW)

Awkward.

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Yelp Employee Writes Open Letter To CEO Asking For Salary Increase, Gets Fired Instead

The CEO of Yelp is one ruthless MOFO.

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Three New 24 Hour Tube Strikes Are Confirmed In London

Bad news.

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PHOTOS

Someone’s Been Going Around Amsterdam Late At Night And Pimping People’s Cars With Cardboard

Nailed it.

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A Saudi Arabian Prince Has Invested $20 Billion In Building The New Tallest Tower In The World

It's called Kingdom Tower and it's going to be 1000m high.

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Colleagues Caught Having Office Sex Go Viral; Turns Out They’re BOTH In Relationships

Well and truly busted.

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5 Things Only Unemployed People Will Appreciate

If you're unemployed right now you know #2 is a big, big bonus.

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CHIRPSES

Join The Sick Chirpse Writing Team

If you feel like you'd fit right in with the rest of our writers and want to showcase your work to over...

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11 Weird Jobs That No Longer Exist

It's hard to believe that some of these jobs ever existed considering how basic and retarded they are by today's standards.

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Listen To Conference Call Where 100s Of Journalists Are Fired In Unison

You may hate your job, but at least you've got one. Hundreds of American journalists got fired this morning on a conference...

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McDonald’s Worker Punches Mum In The Face For Complaining About Cheeseburger

A McDonaldâ€™s cashier punched a mum in the face after the mum complained that there was no cheese in her sonâ€™s cheeseburger.

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Paraguay Bus Drivers Stage Crucifixion Protest

Eight men and one dedicated wife have chosen a peculiar way to protest the loss of their jobs.

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