Times are hard.
Get rich quick.
This needs sorting out.
With the end times upon us, nobody really cares about money any more and the currency of the land is toilet paper...
He gets extremely drunk.
Of course it is.
Best job ever.
I'll be there for you.
That explains a lot.
Robots are taking everyone's jobs, even drug dealers.
This is truly depressing.
That escalated quickly.
Please tell me you're not one of these idiots.
The future is upon us.
Believe it or not, 'professional shoplifter' is not a real profession.
Playing away from home.
Bit work-shy? Go live in Venezuela.
That's one way to get him back.
'Can you give me a good excuse to go fishing?'
Bloody robots, coming over here and taking all our jobs.
The CEO of Yelp is one ruthless MOFO.
It's called Kingdom Tower and it's going to be 1000m high.
Well and truly busted.
If you're unemployed right now you know #2 is a big, big bonus.
If you feel like you'd fit right in with the rest of our writers and want to showcase your work to over...
It's hard to believe that some of these jobs ever existed considering how basic and retarded they are by today's standards.