As the older generation bumbles its way through life in our 9-5 office jobs, we often look enviously at the Instagram generation and wonder just how these people are getting paid to do what seems like literally nothing.
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Not sure if a better example has come to light yet than this Instagram Cosplay model who is selling her bathwater for $30 a pop and already selling that stuff out. There are some majorly thirsty guys out there by the looks of things hey?
Belle Delphine self describes herself as a ‘weird elf kitty girl’ and has 3.8 million followers on Instagram who regularly get to check her out dressing up in brightly coloured wigs with pointy ears and are apparently very thirsty to drink her bathwater. She’s only 19 years old.
Here’s the announcement about selling her bath water:
Just the casual half a million likes there hey. It’s already sold out, so clearly Belle isn’t taking enough baths or there are A LOT of thirsty gamer boys out there. Thinking it’s almost certainly the latter.
In fairness to Belle, she is at least trying to make sure that all these weird perverts don’t end up drinking the bathwater with her product description:
Bottled while I’m playing in the bath. This really is bath water.
Disclaimer: This water is not for drinking and should only be used for sentimental purposes.
Hmm what are these ‘sentimental purposes’? Other than rubbing it over their dick whilst they’re jerking off or drinking, I’m not really sure what anyone is going to do with this water that they’re all shelling out $30 for, are you? Surely nobody is buying that they’re just going to keep it on their mantelpiece to look at?
Of course, Belle could just be lying that it’s sold out in order to build up hype and get people like me to write about it to gain more attention, but whatever she’s doing it’s working. I tip my hat to her. Hopefully she can send me a free sample of her bathwater.
For more of the same, check out this Instagram model who took a photo of herself going into labour. Too much information girl.