"Everyone jerks off."
The pre-match handshakes would have been interesting.
Completely unacceptable behaviour.
Tis the season.
Come on man.
Dude, not cool.
Trapped in that position forever.
The ultimate way to let off some steam.
Absolutely savage move.
The dark side of the porn industry.
I think the answer is going to surprise you.
Wouldn't that chafe a bit?
No rest for the wicked.
Bus drivers just don't have time for a break these days.
This is pretty rank.
If you're gonna have sex with a slide you might as well buy your own one right?
Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Well he does look a bit creepy doesn't he?
That dirty dirty dog.
Do you remember your first time?
It was only a matter of time.
Admit it, this could have easily happened to you.
I never really thought about whether animals jerked off before; turns out they do.