Turns out he had actually been paid.
The world has gone mad.
'I just went along with it.'
Classic Flat Earthers.
Unfortunately, it was a strip search.
One of the scariest things I've ever seen.
Shut up and go home.
He needed all the help he could get.
Deal of the century.
There’s nothing that seems to split opinion amongst Sick Chirpse readers like the EDL and Tommy Robinson, so obviously I’m going to...
Wait for that drop.
Police are searching for the idiot.
What does that even mean?
She's scared it might explode.
Laugh out loud funny.
There was only ever one way this was going to go.
'Lookalike' is not the word we'd use to describe him.
Hit him where it hurts.
Grade A moron.
Only another 1100 more days to go, Trump.
Climate change will be the death us.