We deserve the asteroid.
Finding religious leaders instead of Pokemon sounds like a blast.
This is all kinds of wrong.
Here's what to do if you're ever attacked by a wolf.
Been waiting over a year for this one.
‘These are the kind of kids you might cross to the other side of the street to avoid'
Featuring hardcore pornogrpahy and banana pudding.
Lucky players got to control Agent 47 as he infiltrated a Kingpin's mansion and had to kill him undetected.
One guy actually starts crying.
There is no way that this isn't going to completely rule.
It's time to do the right thing.
You don't want to interrupt this guy's set.
Original title bro.
Bears love nothing more than to throw down in suburbia.
Is choking someone to death in the middle of the field legal in rugby?
Here are the best/worst football fan tattoos around as we kick off a blissful few weeks of non-stop football action.
People should really think before they give themselves the worst tattoos in history, but none of these guys did.
If you can't handle the pit then stay out of the pit.
Biquette, the ten year old 'Punk Rock Goat' died sometime last month in Muriac, France where she lived and partied.
The legendary hardcore heroes are embroiled in a messy legal spat over copyright infringement and no-one has been spared.
The Chirpse enjoys crap food and buckets of Belgian lager as we experience the sights, sounds and smells of one of Europe's...
A lot has happened in the last 24 hours. Jeff Hanneman from Slayer has died, those backwards fuckwits in UKIP enjoyed a...
Anacondas are Brighton-based 'slunge' band who have a member in the Sick Chirpse family. Here's a review of their debut album, Sub...
Sick Chirpse catch up with Brighton punk rock outfit Gnarwolves to talk music, skateboarding, tattoos and more.
I may never enter a mosh pit again for the rest of my days, but I always enjoy watching the carnage. Don't...
Japanese college games are rawer than a sumo wrestler's nappy rash.
You know when you listen to hardcore and can't understand the words? This video reveals what hardcore bands are really singing about.