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Teenage Kim Jong-Un Was Expelled From Boarding School For Watching Extreme BDSM Porn

Typical.

I don’t think that anything you could say about North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un would surprise me at this point, so hearing that he was expelled from his boarding school for watching extreme BDSM porn is just a drop in the ocean at this point.

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The story comes from a private school in Bern, Switzerland that Kim attended during his teenage years. There were suspicions among the teaching faculty that Kim was using a cheat sheet to bump up his mediocre exam results which led to a search where a German S & M porno mag was discovered in his school bag.

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That would probably be enough to mortally embarrass any teenage boy at school, but the consequences for Kim Jong-Un were way more severe. North Korean spies were in place to update his father on his progress and when he was informed about this, Kim was quickly summoned back to the motherland.

Apparently his father was unhappy with his growing fascination with Western culture and especially the NBA. The porno mag was the last straw.

I guess this isn’t really that surprising, given we know that Kim Jong-Un is pretty much a psychopath who kills anyone he wants, whenever he wants, but it’s still pretty funny to imagine him as a horny little schoolboy just like the rest of us. Even if he was into slightly more hardcore stuff than the rest of us.

For more of the same, check out this story about him being a Manchester United fan. Typical.

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