WATCH: Vladimir Putin Completely Dominates WWII Victory Ice Hockey Match, Scores Eight Goals
Of course he did.
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This Facebook Graph Shows How Many Extra Os Countries Use When Celebrating Goals
Definitely one of the dumber things to come out of the World Cup, but fascinating nonetheless.
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Is This The Greatest Beach Soccer Goal Of All Time?
Beach soccer is pretty stupid, but this goal is fucking phenomenal.
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VIDEO: Best Aerial Backheel Goals Of All Time
Unsurprisingly Zlatan Ibrahimovic crops up a couple of times in this one.
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VIDEO: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Incredible Last Minute Back Heeled Volley Equaliser
You were probably too busy getting pissed over the Bank Holiday weekend to see this absolutely amazing goal scored by CR7.
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VIDEO: Weirdest Yellow Card Ever
In the Swedish second division on Monday, a player was booked for catching the ball in his shirt as it bounced on the ground. What?
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VIDEO: All Of Lionel Messi’s 371 Goals For Barcelona
Messi became Barcelona’s all time undisputed record goalscorer on Sunday night. Here are all his goals ever.
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BINGO – Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Scored In Every Single Minute Of A Football Match
This is one of the most incredible statistics I’ve ever seen.
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30 Incredible Gifs Of Cristiano Ronaldo On The Football Pitch
A collection of 30 gifs showcasing the brilliance of Cristiano Ronaldo – arguably the greatest footballer in the world.
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VIDEO: Slow Motion Beatboxing Is Completely Weird And Disturbing
It’s surprising nobody has done this before but there’s also a pretty good reason for it – it’s completely freaky and disgusting.
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Wednesday Night Wildcard Champions League Accumulator
What would a Champions League Wednesday be without a cheeky bit of betting? Get on our midweek betting bonanza as we see if we can reach the £300 profit mark after last week’s winnings.
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Nicklas Bendtner Arrested For Damaging Swimming Pool
Nicklas Bendtner is in trouble again for his off pitch behaviour.
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Ferenc Puskas Award 2013 – Top Ten Goals Of The Year
Check out the top 10 goals of the calendar year that have been nominated by FIFA for the prestigious Ferenc Puskas Award.
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Female Irish Player Scores Goal Of The Season Contender
I never thought I would write a headline anything like that one up there, but this goal really does justify it.
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic – Top Ten Taekwondo Goals
A taekwondo goal is one where you do an outrageous flick or something equivalent to get it into the back of the net. Turns out Zlatan Ibrahimovic has scored more than most.
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Alvaro Dominguez Gives Away Two Penalties For Handball In 40 Seconds
This has got to be a new world record for stupidity as Alvaro Domniguez gives away two penalties for handball in 40 seconds of game time.
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Infographic Displays The Essential Stats For The Three Amigos
Everyone loves The Three Amigos of Chelsea but how well did each of them do last season? We compare the stats.
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Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?
Sick Chripse takes some time to answer one of life’s most asked questions, “Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?” Neville Southall opens up advice website to help the goalkeepingly challenged.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 29 Roundup
Spurs get North LDN bragging rights. Utd win, again. QPR win away. But most crazy of all – Downing scored. Fuck off. No really he did. Mental. O and some weird Arsenal fan does a shit rap.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 27 Roundup
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
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LeBron James Tackles Fan Who Hits $75,000 Shot
Basketball fan sinks $75,000 half court hook and gets mobbed by LeBron James – absolute worldy shot by 50 year old Michael Drysch.
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Top 20 Goals Of The Brasileirao 2012
The Brasileirao is Brazil’s premier football league. Old tekkerz players and young sickheads make the goals scored there unbelievable. Check out the top 20 of 2012.
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Capital One Cup Match Up – Youth VS Experience
Capital One are getting desperate and have enlisted the help of the QPR and Norwich mascots as well as massive douche Andy Townsend to promote the competition. Pathetic.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 16 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
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Youth Goalkeeper With Tourette’s Sent Off For Swearing
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. He’s now been banned for 2 games and fined £25. Mental.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 15 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
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