Lionel Messi is a complete sickhead and he became even sicker on Sunday night when he finally became Barcelona’s all time record goal scorer after surpassing some guy who had scored more goals than him if you included friendlies. Respect. You can see all 371 of his goals in the video below. Almost every single one is completely sick.
What’s worse though (at least for the rest of us) is that Messi is only 26 – what the hell else is he going to do in the rest of his career? I hear there’s a little thing called the World Cup coming up this summer…
FYI the video is 41 minutes long so make sure you’re not doing anything if you want to check it all out.
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