Nicolas Cage Reveals That He Doesn’t Eat Pork Because Of The Undignified Way Pigs Have Sex
Makes sense.
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You Can Now Get A 7000 Calorie Takeaway Box
That’s three times your recommended daily allowance.
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Vodka Red Bulls Are Now Scientifically Proven To Increase The Chances Of Making A Bad Decision
Like we needed science to tell us that.
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Mother And Daughter’s Trip To The Seaside Ruined By Man Banging Penis Against Car Window
‘It really put me off my dinner.’
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New Social Media Trend Sees Women Doing Worrying Things To Their Nipples
Designer nipples are here.
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Today Is Officially National Fish And Chips Day
That’s tonight sorted then.
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Horrific Video Shows A Shrimp Rip A Fish Out Of Another Fish’s Stomach
Nature can be so gross.
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Undefeated Bar Brawler Challenges MMA Fighter To A Match; Gets KO’ed In 18 Seconds Flat
Never go up against a professional.
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David Attenborough Just Opened Up About His Recent Health Problems
Making Planet Earth and Blue Planet has taken its toll.
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A Fish Finger Is Taking On Lib Dem Leader Tim Farron In The General Election
As if this election couldn’t get any dumber.
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Man Nearly Dies After Sticking Shoal Of Fish Up His Asshole
His night took a seriously weird turn.
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Study Finds That Avocados Aren’t Good For You
Not such a superfood now.
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This Guy Might Finally Get Laid After Setting Up This Ingenious Dating App
Quality, not quantity.
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It’s Official: Sushi Is No Longer Good For Us
Not so healthy anymore.
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Here’s A Supercut Of The Weirdest Japanese Adverts This Year
These are completely bonkers.
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Fish And Chips As We Know It Could Be Over Soon Due To Global Warming
We might as well just end our lives now.
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Guys Go Waterskiing On River Severn, Find Seven Foot Dead Bluefin Tuna Fish
It was hundreds of miles from its natural habitat.
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Watch This Spear Fisherman Get Attacked By A 12 Foot Great White Shark
Amazing that he even survived.
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Coventry Is The Number One Destination For Single People Looking For Love In The UK
If I was desperate for love there’s no way I would end up in fucking Coventry.
