A Shop Was Caught Sticking Googly Eyes On Fish To Make Them Look Fresh
Poor.
Like we needed science to tell us that.
‘It really put me off my dinner.’
Never go up against a professional.
Making Planet Earth and Blue Planet has taken its toll.
As if this election couldn’t get any dumber.
We might as well just end our lives now.
It was hundreds of miles from its natural habitat.
Amazing that he even survived.
If I was desperate for love there’s no way I would end up in fucking Coventry.