Hello Sydney.
Awkward.
Runs in the family.
True love.
David Hasselhoff wasn't impressed.
Feeling old?
Ouch.
Brutally efficient.
What a guy.
Surely that can't be true?
How is this even possible?
Freaky.
Result.
Jesus dude give it a rest.
Doesn't get much sadder than this.
Remind someone that you still exist with a shitty Valentines present.