Did she or didn't she?
Oh dear.
Very sad.
He dated the lead singer of The Regrettes when he was 22 and she was 16 and sexually coerced her.
More trouble for Marty Byrde.
Legend.
Oh shit.
Sounds just the same.
O RLY?
Whoa.
Fair enough really.
Yum?
Come off it pal.
Result.
Will this actually do any good?
The law has changed.
Be careful.
All good things come to those who wait.
Another reason to cut down the sauce.
Your vote really does count.
In times of political instability, you can always rely on CassetteBoy.
The new king of Instagram.
Catching some z's in the office.
On point.
Veganism is going through the roof.
Sorry healthnuts.
Easy mistake to make.
You can do whatever you want, because the girls are made of plastic.
Slight overreaction maybe.
Extreme measures.