"Yes, I make movies."
"I'm willing to give up my kid for a man who knows how to treat a lady."
"Come meet me at your nearest Burger King."
"I enjoy wine and gutter humour."
"I will die before I give up apple sauce."
"Some girls play hard to get. I play hard to want".
"Send me doughnuts and see what happens."
"I'm hoping this picture will make up for the lack of witty bio..."
Tinder really is changing the world.
"Please be patient, I get a lot of messages."
"I only use Tinder as a confidence boost."
"Buy my cookies."
He can say literally whatever he wants and still get their digits.
“Give me two truths and a lie…”
"I'm just going to answer the question for you..."
Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can...
"Swipe right if you have a hot tub and want two girls in it."
“Looking for brothers, my friend and I want our babies to be related.”
50 shades of creep.
What a psychopath.
“They don’t call me ‘twerkmoney’ for nothing.”
"I gag when I brush my teeth, so don't get too excited."
"It's all fun and games until I hook up with your dad."
“I’ll beg you to act like Donald Trump while I make you a sandwich.”
"Yes, they're real."
The only thing Tinder won’t tolerate is prejudice.
"Give me wine and I'll pole dance."
"I'm Peach and I like to party."
"I'm probably too rude for you."