"I gag when I brush my teeth, so don't get too excited."
"It's all fun and games until I hook up with your dad."
“I’ll beg you to act like Donald Trump while I make you a sandwich.”
"Yes, they're real."
The only thing Tinder won’t tolerate is prejudice.
"Give me wine and I'll pole dance."
"I'm Peach and I like to party."
"I'm probably too rude for you."
“I’ll fill your void.”
The 35 year old is facing 8 years in prison.
"I like my men like I like my pizza..."
The Grindr Killer strikes again.
You need this update right now.
"My mum is way hotter than me."
“I’m honestly only here to get my ass eaten.”
It was only a matter of time.
You know who you are.
This week's Tinder round-up is just too ridiculous to deal with.
So how exactly do "Once" get their matches so perfect? We got some insider deets.
Making your dreams a disappointing reality since 2015.
Double is basically a new app for double dating, so people were obviously going to get stupid with some of the doubles...
Did it work though?
If you're going to fake having a partner, you might as well be convincing.
Who knew Hitler had A+ Tinder game?
This girl used some mega stalking skills to get her own back on this douchebag.
Are you the kind of guy who sends unsolicited pictures of your penis to girls you don't know? You better hope you...