The Best And Worst Tinder Profiles And Conversations In The World #224

Dave puts on a masterclass in repelling females for this week’s Tinder round-up.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Punch this guy once and he starts crying.

Is it No Nose November already?


Ladies love a crackhead.

Bet she spits.

Are those butterflies flying to Jesus??

Mary’s on the rampage.


Play your cards right and you could swap places with the baby.

Someone’s been Tindering too long.

Shrimping ain’t easy.

Please wash your mirror before taking selfies.


I don’t even wanna know what he sent her to prompt that reaction.

Sounds like fun.

A new spin on an old classic!

“I’m not uninteresting she’s just a bitch”


Someone please help this guy out.

Oh Jarrett…

Oh wow.

Polish anyone?

Well in.


Is this a child support trap?


What a catch!

Aaaaaand we’re done.


Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.


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