The Best And Worst Tinder Profiles And Conversations In The World #217

Jason gives a masterclass on how not to chat up women in this week’s Tinder round-up.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Wow that is scary.

Bold move, did it work though?

Reel em in, Chris!

At least you don’t have to ask how she likes her eggs in the morning.


Get in line, ladies.

You mean women don’t like being told they are high quality baby-making machines?

She’s definitely down for bareback.


Big dick privilege is real.

She seems nice.

At least the BFG gets a chance.

So many interesting conversations…

Apparently no one shares this weirdo’s highly sophisticated sense of humour.

Hand not green = low effort.


Wanna hang?

Let’s hope Kelty doesn’t work in advertising.


What a novel idea.

She’s a keeper farmer.

Hopefully not from the Soprano family.

Gotta try this one out.

It’s the one in the black trousers.

“Oh no I’ll get laser removal just for you”

No warranty though – I’d be careful.


Aaaaand we’re done.


Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.


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