The Best And Worst Tinder Profiles And Conversations In The World #229

I’ve never seen someone cock-block themselves this hard before.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Tinder 6

Meanwhile in Germany.

Hawaii, huh? Who wants to tell her?

Oh dear.

Seems like someone wants to make sure we know how great Austin is.

Can’t compete with that elephant.


An absolute masterclass in cock-blocking yourself.


So what are you looking for?

That’s pretty wacky.


Can I ask about that tattoo?

After one date apparently. Nice guy!


Something’s not adding up here.


Come on, don’t be a wuss! Step up!

Tinder 16

Great Photoshopping skills, Lincoln.

Well that escalated quickly.

With balls!

Preference or racist?


And unmatch.


Too real.

Tinder 4

Can’t we all just get along?

Tinder 7

That profile pic would suggest otherwise.

Aaaaaand we’re done.


Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.


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