CANADA
Map Tells You Surprising Things That Each Country Leads The World In
So you’ve got Canada which is best at asteroid impacts, Cambodia which has the longest alphabet and the Democratic Republic of Congo which has the largest population of pygmy chimpanzees, amongst other crazy statistics.
Man Attacks Nicolas Cage Look-alike, Makes Citizen’s Arrest
Is this Nicolas Cage getting punched in the dick in this video?
Coca-Cola Apologises For Printing ‘YOU RETARD’ On Bottle Cap
Ever the bad boys of global capitalism, Coca-Cola have been forced to apologise for printing ‘YOU RETARD’ on the cap of a Vitamin Water bottle.
The Economic Crisis Explained By An Irish Man
Finding it hard to wrap your head around the economic crisis? This Irish man explains it perfectly.
Sick Plant Sculptures At The 2013 Mosaicultures Montreal International
Take a look at these plant sculptures at the Montreal Botanical Garden and tell us you don’t want to strap a giant doobie and go exploring.
Thought You’d Never See A Full-Blown Fight On A Badminton Court? Check This Out.
During the final of the badminton men’s doubles at the Canadian Open, two former partners ended up having a full on scrap before the match was abandoned.
Canadian Man Apologises For Downing Eight Beers And Swimming To Detroit
A Canadian man drinks eight beers and swims to another country and back, just to win a bet and prove his friends wrong. God bless alcohol!
Canadian School Kid Stops Bully From Stabbing Classmate, Gets Punished For Interfering
A Canadian schoolboy who stopped his classmate from being stabbed was sent to the headmaster’s office and punished. Are we teaching kids not to be heroes?
There’s A 9m Tall Creeping Wall Of Ice Attacking Canadians Right Now
A wall of ice rumbling around smashing up houses? No thanks.
Canadian Politicians Discuss Zombie Invasion
Canadians have close to no problems; so much so that in the Houses Of Parliament they discuss the possibility of a ZOMBIE INVASION. They have ticked every thing off their list and all that’s left is zombies.
Toddler Snatched By Eagle – Fake?
So there’s this big eagle and it snatches a toddler in a park. Maybe it’s a fake? Who gives a shit… maybe we’re all computer simulations anyway?
Little Girl Mistaken To Be Skunk Shot By Family Member
Shooting things can be fun. But if it’s dark, and there’s a children’s party near by, how about we drop the gun yeah?
FEDEX DOMINOS
This is a nice new advert from our friends in FedEx Canada using FedEx packages as Giant Dominos.
ENGLAND UNDER 17’S BLOW IT
It seems that the failings of our national team begin at a young age. Check out this comedy goal that meant we only drew with Canada.