Includes a section where he masturbates on a desk.
What a way to celebrate.
Free bacon with everything.
When you spend millions on super injunctions but still get exposed anyway.
Things are about to get dramatic.
The name's Elba - Idris Elba.
This is gonna be good.
What a guy.
Will they be able to find any?
Back to basics.
He's going out on his own terms.
What would you do?
This is truly depressing.
Yet another sequel to look forward to.
Finally some advice worth listening to.
Top marks for creativity.
What goes around comes around.
Bargain of the century.
Telling it like it is.
It's about time.
Not the best way to mark victory.
Can't wait for this.
It's time to get slippy.
The perfect way to honour a fallen legend.