Warning Over ‘Covid D*ck’ After Man Claims He Lost 1.5 Inches From Penis
So that’s his excuse.
Boner
57-year-old Man Suffers Permanent Erection After Horrific Accident At Work Involving 1.5 Tonnes Of Glass
“I can’t bear anything to touch it. I can’t even wear clothes. It’s a nightmare.”
A$AP Rocky’s Sex Tape Leaked And People Are Bullying Him For His ‘Weak’ Performance
“ASAP Rocky’s sex tape was more disappointing than my grades this semester.”
Moment Man Pretends He’s Just Found Wife’s Dead Body When Really He Killed Her (VIDEO)
Give this man an Oscar.
Irish Villagers Complain Viagra Plant Fumes Leave Men And Dogs Walking Around With Boners
Sounds like a great place to live though?
CCTV Footage Catches Couple Performing Obscene Sex Act As They Order Domino’s Pizza
When the thought of pizza makes you horny as hell.
Man Complains To Police That Prostitute Only Gave Him Ten Minutes Of Sex Instead Of Half An Hour
Definitely worthy of a 999 call.
Man Takes 35 Viagra Tablets ‘For A Laugh’; Ends Up With Five Day Erection
What did he think was going to happen?
Doctors Drain Two Pints Of Blood From Man’s Penis After He Suffers 17-Hour Boner
When the cure is worse than the disease.
Mario Götze’s World Cup Winning Boner Must Have Been Ridiculous
Mario Götze had a tough time containing his raging hard on while on the beach with his girlfriend.
What Happens When You Cross A Goat With A Sheep? A Geep
An extremely rare goat/sheep hybrid has been born in Ireland.
VIDEO: Metalheads Gwar Decapitate Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott With Giant Sword
Metalheads Gwar seem to have the right idea when it comes to dickhead politicians.
Man’s Penis Amputated After Viagra Overdose
A 66-year-old gentleman popped one pill too many and ended up with a permanent boner that eventually had to be amputated.
Jack Wilshere Gets Kicked In The Balls And Subsequently Gets Pretty Excited
Did Jack Wilshere pop a boner after he was kicked in the balls in the Arsenal Reading match last night? The video evidence would suggest that he did.
