If Mario Götze can’t control his boners when frolicking on the beach with his girlfriend with a shit load of paparazzi around then I don’t even want to know what a World Cup 2014 winning goal in extra time boner looks like.
Guy must have had such an awesome night last night. Do you think he got any sleep? I doubt it. Just stayed up all night stuffing his super hot model girlfriend Ann-Kathrin Vida and loving the fact that he became a German national footballing hero overnight. Lucky guy.
