Tyga’s New Girlfriend Is A Kylie Jenner Lookalike From Birmingham
Fucking Tyga.
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Those Twats Who Booked The Wrong Airport Have Got A Free Five Star Holiday
Of course they did.
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Dumbass Couple Lose Out On Dream Vegas Break After Booking Flight From Wrong Birmingham Airport
Always check the small print.
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KFC Branch Found To Have High Levels Of Poo In Their Drinks
Finger Lickin’ Good.
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Graphic Video Emerges Showing Man Left For Dead After Birmingham Street Fight
Disturbing footage.
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You Can Now Buy A 6000 Calorie Burger
Heart attack city.
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Joey Essex Wannabe Is Begging The NHS To Reverse His £50,000 Surgery
Shall we fund it for him via the NHS (again)?
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The Most Outrageous Air Rage Passenger In History Has Just Been Sent Down
Some of his behaviour was absolutely despicable.
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Football Player’s Tampon Falls Out In The Middle Of Top-Flight Women’s Game
Well that’s embarrassing.
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Mother Sets Fire To Flat And Kills Cat After Finding Son In Bed With Gay Lover
That’s one for Jeremy Kyle then.
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Woman Caught Using Sex Toy At Motorway Service Station With The Car Door Wide Open (NSFW)
Sometimes, you absolutely positively have to jerk off and nothing is going to stop you – we all know the feeling.
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This Super Sneaky Guy Sent A Lookalike To His Paternity Test To Avoid Paying Child Support
Doesn’t get sneakier than this.
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UK Girl Jailed For 2 Weeks For Being Too Loud While Having Sex
It was getting pretty ridiculous.
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Kim Kardashian Superfan Who Spent £100K On Surgery Can No Longer Move His Face
His lips are also leaking filler.
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WATCH: Fox News Issues Apology For Their Birmingham ‘Muslim-Only City’ Claim
Sort it out, Fox News.
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Nigel Farage Tells Fox News That There Are Several No Go Zones For Non-Muslims In France’s Big Cities
Fox News turn to the voice of reason following Sunday’s embarrassing claim that Birmingham is an entirely Muslim city.
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Britain’s Vainest Man Set To Go Bankrupt To Wipe Out £35K Debts
This guy’s spent £50,000 on his face after taking out 15 credit cards.
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Bassist Is So Metal He Finishes Playing Show After Rupturing His Testicle
Balls of steel. Literally.
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Kid Shines Laser Pen At Police Helicopter, Police Use Thermal Imaging To Track Him Down
Here’s why you should never shine a laser pointer at a police helicopter.
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Dele Adebola Has Had An Absolute Nightmare Week On Twitter
Maybe he should just delete his account for a while.
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David Cameron Rapping Over Eminem’s 8 Mile Beat At Tory Party Conference
Cassetteboy’s done it again.
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Liverpool Ladies Respond By Scoring Directly From Kick Off After Their Keeper Gets Lobbed From 40 Yards
Whatever you say about women’s football, you never see anything like this in the Premier League.
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Anti Gay Ugandan Rapper Banned From Birmingham Venue For Homophobic Lyrics
‘God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve’
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VIDEO: This Robot Is The Security Guard Of The Future
Meet the robot that will be keeping watch over your valuables at some point in the not too distant future.
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From The Outside, This Birmingham Property Looks Like A Normal Semi-Detached House…
A property for sale on Rightmove has attracted heaps of bids and attention, and it’s all down to one very special feature out in the back garden…
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Picture Of Suspect Attacking Women With Hypodermic Needles In Birmingham
A photograph of a suspect in the Birmingham needle stabbing case has been released. Do you know this man?
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So Solid Crew Farewell Show Moved From O2 Arena To Much Smaller Indigo2
Despite the fact that we wrote about the So Solid Crew comeback tour back in September, even we forgot to book our tickets.
