Sometimes, you absolutely positively have to jerk off and nothing is going to stop you – we all know the feeling.
When this happens though, it’s probably best to go to the toilet or your bedroom or at least somewhere private to do it because of public decency if nothing else really. One of the places you probably shouldn’t do it is at a service station near Birmingham in the back seat of your people carrier with the side door open so that anyone who walks past can see.
But you know what? That’s exactly what one woman did and you can see it happening in the video below.
OK so you can’t exactly see much until the end because that stupid guy is standing in the way (and it’s blurred out), but you’ve got to believe it’s true because of the way the dude is staring in and looking at her. Even more funnily, it was actually taken in the HGV section of the motorway service station so it’s probably likely that this woman was just jerking off there with the door open in the hopes that a truck driver would jump up in there and take her right there and then. Unlucky love.
For more inopportune jerking off stories, check out the time a plane was forced to make an emergency landing because a passenger was masturbating too profusely.