This Woman’s Butt Is So Big That She Hid Bottles Of Booze In It To Go Clubbing

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It’s another one of those stories where I have no idea why anyone would put it on the internet or share it with anyone except maybe a few of their mates for a laugh, and this time it focusses on 28 year old OnlyFans model Steph Oshiri who reckons her 55 inch butt is so big that she can hide bottles of booze in it when she goes out clubbing.

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Everyone knows it’s pretty annoying when you go to the club or the concert and have to pay way more for a drink than you would if you were just in a regular bar or restaurant, but honestly I’m not sure if I would prefer a bottle of beer that had been up someone’s ass or not. Nevertheless, Oshiri reveals that this is what she would regularly do when she headed out in her native Toronto:

@stephoshiriiPosting this on my burner cause its humilating♬ original sound – ami

@stephoshirii Replying to @Rick Rodriguez ♬ Praise God – Kanye West

One thing I used to do when I was younger was hide full alcohol bottles in my bum. I’m not kidding. I wish I was.

Every time me and my friends would go to concerts, I would be the person that would have to hide the alcohol. I wish I was joking.

Basically this is what me and my friends would do before every concert, um, because we were probably underage and couldn’t legally drink.

And also we were broke, so we didn’t have money for drinks, regardless. So they would listen, come on, it’s gone. It’s gone. It’s gone.

It’s my one party trick. We would do this for every concert until, you know, we were like in our twenties but I can just, it’s the perks of being big. I guess it’s the perks of having a big bum. It’s like a little purse.

Posting this on my burner cause its humiliating.

Is it that humiliating? Is she actually that embarrassed about it? Why doesn’t she just not tell anyone and then it wouldn’t be a problem for her? I wouldn’t even know who she was FFS.

Anyway, I suppose that is a pretty useful skill for her and probably saved her and her friends a tonne of money back in a day. Just a bit gross they had to put their lips on something that was up her ass for so long, but I guess that’s better than the price you pay for a drink at the concert. It’s tough being young and poor and not having an OnlyFans account I guess.

For more of the same, check out this woman’s butt that has 1.5 million viewers on Instagram. Can see why to be honest.

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