This MP Just Offered To Perform Oral Sex On His Constituents
They don’t call him John ‘Woodcock’ for nothing.
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Here’s What David Letterman Looks Like Now
10 months later, the man is virtually unrecognisable.
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A Guy’s Been Arrested For Not Returning His Freddy Got Fingered VHS In 2002
Remember video stores?
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This Poor Woman’s Terribly Photoshopped Pictures Bagged Her A Dream Holiday
You’ve got to love the internet.
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Nurse Sets Up Obstacle Course To Stop Patients Escaping While She Nips Out For A Smoke
Care home meets Crystal Maze.
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This Vet Just Gave A Goldfish Braces
This fish is going to have straighter teeth than you.
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The Internet’s Getting Really Excited Over Beyonce’s Younger Cousin
“Good lord, Beyonce’s cousin is thicker than racial tensions.”
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There’s A Version Of Uber That Lets You Hail A Private Jet
Yeah, because the main reason I don’t hire a private jet is convenience.
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New Study Reveals That Redheads Are Actually Dumber Than Blondes
Science has spoken.
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Jeremy Kyle Fans Actually Complained It Was Cancelled So ITV Could Report On Brussels Attack
I can’t believe people like this actually exist.
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This 15-Year-Old Is Donald Trump’s Biggest Super Fan
Calm down mate.
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You Can Now Get A Duvet Suit For Your Morning Commute
You never have to worry about getting out of bed again.
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Street Performer Dressed As Donald Trump Lets You Punch Him For $5, Piss On Him For $300
Bargain of the century.
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Man Arrested For Racist Attack Says He Did It Because He’s ‘Allergic To Black People’
I don’t think this guy understands how allergies work.
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CCTV Catches Man Tagging Kim Kardashian Mural With ‘No Fat Chicks’
Well that’s not very nice.
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People Are Sending This Man’s Grandkids Death Threats Because Of This Heartbreaking Photo
I want to give this granddad a hug so badly.
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You Won’t Believe What Rupert Grint Is Doing With His Harry Potter Earnings
Why is nobody talking about this?
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Here’s A New Thing For Masturbators To Worry About
Even sex toys aren’t safe from hackers.
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DJ Fined For Playing NWA’s ‘Fuck Tha Police’ Whilst Cops Raided Bar
How to start a riot 101.
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Florida Woman Fighting To Keep Her Alligator Named Rambo Who Rides Motorbikes
This story is so Florida it hurts.
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The Internet Is Freaking Out Because They Can’t Figure Out How Many Girls Are In This Photo
Are you as dumb as the rest of the Internet? Time to find out.
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People Are Outraged At Olly Murs For Saying That He’s 20% Gay
This guy just can’t stop putting his foot in it.
