A lorry driver named Leon has spent over £6,000 on two penis enlargements. You would think that if you invested that much pain and money, it would be a pretty hefty difference right? However, apparently the two ops have only added an extra two inches to his manhood.
AND he’s married and has kids, so you would’ve thought that if he had any penis size issues he would’ve gotten over them by now. Or maybe it was his wife who was pushing him into it? Here’s what he had to say on the matter:
In my eyes every man wants to be bigger and stronger, if you can have it done have it done.
Most women don’t need to have boob jobs but they do.
Bigger is better, every person is like that, when you look at weapons and missiles and things like that.
I had the lengthening and the girth done and the results were brilliant, amazing, I had a very good result out of it and I’m glad I got it done.
It’s porno size.
I told them I want a monster, they’ve given me a monster.
Everyone wants to be one step better and one step faster.
In a way it’s what’s destroying the planet, well that’s what I think, you know greed. But don’t go against them, join them, go and get a willy op done.
Some pretty mad logic there from Leon – don’t really get how his attitude of “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em” led him to conclude that a dick enlargement was the way to do it, but hey ho, he seems happy with his ‘monster’. Sounds like they gave him quite a bit of girth as well:
I’ve had a very good result especially on the erection, it’s porno size. I can’t get my hand around it.
As soon as they had done it I made them unwrap it so I could have a look. I couldn’t wait. I was actually quite excited to see the result, when you spend that kind of money you want to know.
I send my friends Whatsapp pictures, I tell everybody.
It’s like getting a new car you want to show it off. You know they want to get it done but won’t say that.
When asked about a potential third operation, he said no because he doesn’t want to cross the “abnormal line”. Think you’ve already crossed it mate. Also not entirely sure how happy his friends must be if he keeps Whatsapping pictures of his dick to them. Sounds like he needs to get out more.
For more on penises, check out this new horrifying body modification that guys are getting into.