Why Does The Room Spin When You’re Drunk?
A quick boozy science lesson examining why we get a touch wobbly and a little bit spinney after a couple of drinky-poos.
LIFE
Russian Doctor Cuts Out His Own Appendix & Other Self-Surgeries
I’ve trapped my scrotum in my zip before and that was bad. But opening yourself up and taking out an organ is a whole other level. Leonid Rogozov I salute You.
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Fresh Prince Theme Tune Put Through Google Translator
If you have time on your hands, why not put the Fresh Prince theme tune through all of the languages in Google translator and then perform it live?
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TV SERIES REVIEW: Doomsday Preppers
Doomsday Preppers – Addictive TV about nutters in America preparing for the end times or financial collapse or terrorism or zombies or…… you get my drift.
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VIDEO: Terrifying Dust Storm Hits Australia
Australia is having a meteorological nightmare at the mo: singing temperatures, bush fires, cyclones, and now a sinister looking wall of orange cloud….
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We Answer Your Unanswered Food Queries
When I realised that I didn’t know what rice looked like on the plant, I was embaressed and ashamed of myself. I hope I can help you avoid that crushing shame that I felt.
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Most Boring Sport Ever – The National Ploughing Matches
If you can find a more boring sports event than this, I will high five you until the cows come home and plough a field with their udders.
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The Swift Mental Decline Of A Televangelist
The Reverend Bruce Howard is as mad as a bag of blue, ready salted badgers. Watch these videos and tell me it’s not true….
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Post Piers Morgan Debate – Alex Jones Is Mental
GAV recently posted a TV clip featuring Piers Morgan Vs Alex Jones AKA Gun Lover. Cringey viewing. Here is the gun dicks rebuttal. Guess what? It’s lame.
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Fiona Sally Miller – Winter Swimming For A Good Cause
My stupid friend went swimming off the English coast every day of December. Yeah I know, daft. But it was all for an awesome cause.
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VIDEO: Super Slow Motion Lightning Is Amazing
Everything looks cool in slow motion and lightning looks cool anyway, so you can imagine how fresh it is when you mix the two.
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VIDEOS: Live Performance Super Fails
Let’s laugh at some people shall we? Here’s some cringe-worthy footage of singers and bands looking like numb nuts. Uncomfortable viewing.
Christmas Day UFO Sighting
How likely is it that life evolved elsewhere? Who knows, watch a video with some flashing lights in. What do you reckon it is? Santa? Me too.
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The Sultan Of Oman’s Camel Mounted Pipe Band
Just when you thought my articles couldn’t get any more random, I would like you to welcome the only camel mounted pipe band in the world. BOOM!
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Heavy Metal Cruise Ship
I’m too old for festivals, and too grumpy… but if it’s a festival on a cruise ship to the Bahamas I may well think again. 70,000 Tons of Metal on the sea.
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VIDEO: Awesome Turkish Dancers Help Me Beat Winter Blues
No one likes to be dark and cold for 4 months a year, so watch these Turkish dance lords and bring some sun to your heart and lungs.
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VIDEO: Easter Play – Floating Jesus Fail
Christmas has buggered off, Easter next. Here’s a video of Jesus’ rear end to soothe your Boxing Day blues.
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History Of The Hitler Moustache
Have you ever wondered where Hitler’s distincive tash came from? Probably not, but I have. Here’s a potted history of the most infamous moustache in history.
Um Mum Why Didn’t You Get Me An iPad For Xmas? I HATE YOUR GUTS!
Were you disappointed when you opened your Christmas presents this morning? If so then don’t worry because there’s a bunch of ungrateful kids around the world who wants to let everyone on Twitter know just how ungrateful they are.
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Father Christmas’ Evil Sidekick – Krampus
Krampus is Father Christmas’ terrifying enforcer. You better have been good this year… I bet you haven’t though, so look out.
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Bears Fired Out Of Aircraft At Supersonic Speed
Here’s an article about the US military firing bears out of aeroplanes at the speed of sound. Yup, they really did that.
My Favourite Misogynistic Album Covers
I’m no sexist, but the blatant misogyny in these mental album covers just has to be enjoyed. So swallow a box of salt and switch your moral compass to hibernate
Toddler Snatched By Eagle – Fake?
So there’s this big eagle and it snatches a toddler in a park. Maybe it’s a fake? Who gives a shit… maybe we’re all computer simulations anyway?
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What Do People In Japan Have For Christmas Dinner? – KFC
I’d never wondered what the Japanese ate for Christmas dinner, I didn’t even know they bothered. But they do bother, and it’s not what I would have guessed.
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Women Snogging Chimps For LOLz
A joke’s a joke, but tricking people to get it on with apes? Yeah that’s pretty jokes.
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Where’s The Best Place To Hide When The World Ends On December 21st?
So if the world does explode on the 21st December 2012 (which it won’t) and the end of days is truley upon us (which it isn’t) – where can we escape to?
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Where Is The Foreskin Of Jesus?
Anyone seen the foreskin of Jesus knocking about? No, me neither, gimme a shout if you find it yeah? It’s got to be worth a few bob.
People Of Walmart – What Do You Wear Shopping?
When I go shopping I like to cover up and get the job done as quickly as possible. In Walmart people seem to do the opposite – dress like plums and hang out.
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What’s The Toughest Animal On The Planet?
If I had to guess, I would have said the shark was the hardest in the animal kingdom. As often happens with me, I was wrong.
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