Florida Pizza Man Caught On Camera Having Sex With Roommate’s Dog
Another bizarre incident happens down in Florida.
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Coinye West: Cryptocurrency For The Masses
Coinye West. Cryptocurrency is coming for the masses, and it’s got Yeezy’s face on it.
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Woman Creates Most Terrible Online Dating Profile Ever; Men Love It
A woman created an awful online dating profile to see if men were only attracted to hot babes and that it wouldn’t matter to them if they were completely insane. Guess what happened?
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Kim Jong Un Brings Skiing To North Korea
This is how you bounce back from bad publicity – build your oppressed country a ski resort.
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Morrissey Compares Eating Meat To Paedophilia/The Holocaust
Morrissey tops himself again with another nonsensical and ridiculous outburst that nobody asked for.
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Introducing The ‘Selfie Game 2014’
The ‘Selfie Game 2013’ is here and it’s pretty damn stupid.
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Kim Jong Un Executed His Uncle By Having Him Eaten Alive By 120 Hungry Dogs
Turns out Kim Jong Un’s uncle was stripped naked, thrown into a cage and eaten alive by a pack of ravenous dogs that had been starved for 5 days.
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New Dog-To-English Translator Will Translate Your Dog’s Thoughts Into English
You’ll soon be able to understand your dog’s thoughts (somewhat) with No More Woof – the new dog-to-english translator.
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BNP Leader Nick Griffin Declared Bankrupt
NP leader and consistent bellend, Nick Griffin, has been declared bankrupt at Welshpool and Newtown County Court.
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The Selfie That Saved A Woman’s Life (NSFW)
After being brutally beaten by her husband and with no working phone, one woman’s only shot at survival was to post a selfie of her battered face to Facebook.
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VIDEO: Japanese Scientists Discover Way To Levitate Objects Using Sound
We’re one step closer to riding the hoverboard like Marty McFly in Back To The Future 2.
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President Of Ukraine Blames John Terry For Political Unrest
The president of Ukraine, Viktor Yanukovych, has blamed the unsteady political climate and resulting riots currently being experienced in the country on John Terry.
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Rapper Young QC Has His Mum Killed For Life Insurance Money, Makes It Rain On Fans
Chicago rapper Young QC has been charged with arranging the brutal killing of his own mother in order to collect her life insurance and clean out her bank account.
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RIP Uncle Phil
James Avery AKA Uncle Phil has passed away in LA – click through for full story.
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PICTURE: Dead Frog Found In Pret A Manger Salad
When tucking into that delicious tuna salad, you definitely don’t want to find a dead frog in there.
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Early Contender For Worst Tattoo Of 2014
There were some repulsive tattoos in 2013, but you’ve got to be a complete and utter moron to want to get this tattooed on you.
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Atheists Raise $125,000 For Woman Who Didn’t Thank God After Oklahoma Tornado
Atheist have raised $125,000 for a woman who was brave enough to state she was an atheist in the ultra religious state of Oklahoma, after surviving the tornado earlier in the year.
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Rabbi Sued For Accidentally Severing Baby’s Penis During Bris
Way to slip at the vital moment dude.
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Massive Netflix Purge Scheduled For January 1st
Netflix are deleting a bunch of their movies – including some real classics – in the next couple of days, so you had better be quick if you wanna catch them.
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Scientist Tries To Find Man Who Has Never Watched Porn; Can’t.
A scientist needed men who had never watched porn to form a control group for a social experiment he was running. Only they didn’t exist.
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Pussy Riot’s First Post-Prison Interview Is An Awkward Shambles
Definitely not the type of interview you want after spending over a year as a political prisoner – was this some kind of joke?
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Kim Jong Un Was Drunk Off His Face When He Ordered A Bunch Of Executions
Turns out Kim Jong Un was “very drunk†when he recently ordered the execution of two of his closest aides, before also ordering the execution of his own uncle Jang Song-thaek.
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What Did People Get Stuck Up Their Butts This Year?
Every year there’s a compilation of all the emergency room visits in the United States and as you might expect there are a bunch of doozies on there.
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VIDEO: BBC News Release 2013 Blooper Reel
Unsurprisingly this clocks in at about 15 minutes because BBC News seems to be the most unprofessional organisation ever.
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It’s A Christmas Miracle: Justin Bieber Officially Announces Retirement
Justin Bieber just ruined Christmas for millions of young girls around the planet.
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Drunk Santa Hospitalised After Crashing Sleigh On High Streets
Santa and his helper have gone crashing into a brick wall in Poland after they were seen riding their sleigh while smashed off their faces.
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A Christmas Ode To UK Trains
With the trains all messed up for Christmas, a poem.
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Saddest Video Ever: Wife Sends Letter To Husband Two Years After She Dies
A husband receives a letter from his dead wife 2 years after she dies – watch here.
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VIDEO: Gay Black Dance Team Cause Outrage During Alabama Christmas Parade
This small Alabama town was not happy in the slightest when the Prancing Elites showed up to celebrate Christmas in their community.
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Man Successfully Robs Bank Wearing Santa Beard
Is it really this easy to rob a bank? It must be if this guy did it in broad daylight wearing a Santa beard.
