Health Department Confirm Semen Found In McDonald’s Mayonnaise
Over in Michigan apparently this actually happened.
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There Is A New Religion That Worships Mark Zuckerberg Founded By A Complete Mental Case
With so many dumb religions popping up all over the places these days, it’s not really a surprise that some idiots want to start one worshipping the Facebook founder.
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Drone Takes A Dog For A Walk: Dog-Walking Game Will Never Be The Same
Walking the dog is about to get a whole lot easier with dog-walking drones – is this another step into a robot future for humanity?
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Macauley Culkin’s Band Booed Off Stage And Pelted With Beers
Fans in Manchester and Nottingham weren’t happy and pretty much annihilated the band.
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Elliot Rodger: Misogyny And Firearms
Why the UCSB shooting must be the last of its kind in the United States.
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Major News: Oculus Rift Interactive Virtual Reality Porn Coming Soon
The Oculus Rift is about to change the sex game forever with interactive virtual reality porn.
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Dr. Dre May Have Jeopardised His Beats Deal With Apple After Drunkenly Boasting That He’s Hip Hop’s First Billionaire
Did Dr. Dre just wake up with the biggest hangover/drunken regret of his life?
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VIDEO: California Gunman’s Psychopathic Youtube Warning
The Hollywood director’s son implicated in a mass shooting in California yesterday offered a warning with this video.
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Husband Murders Wife After She Cooked Him A Vegetarian Dinner By Accident
75 year old Noor Hussain lost the plot after discovering his wife had cooked him a vegetarian meal instead of goat.
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This Guy Just Went To The Most Extreme Lengths Ever So That He Could Miss Work
This guy worked harder at finding an excuse to miss work than he would have had to actually doing his day job.
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Uni Student Commits Suicide After Being Outed As Porn Star By High School ‘Friends’
Cyberbullying really does suck.
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Tupac’s Final Words Revealed By Ex Cop, Couldn’t Be Any More Perfect
A police officer at the scene of Tupac’s death has revealed the last words the rap legend ever spoke.
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Rob Ford Is Alive And Well In Rehab
A picture of Rob Ford at rehab has leaked and he is looking great. Well, OK, he’s kind of looking the same.
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Russian Oligarch Dmitry Rybolovnev Forced To Pay $4.5 BILLION In Divorce Settlement
The Russian billionaire is to pay out $4.5 billion to his wife as part of their divorce settlement – one of the most expensive of all time.
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Solar Roadways: Literally The Answer To Everything
Worried about our planet becoming a desolate, inhospitable wasteland? The answer is here. And it’s right beneath your feet.
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Levi’s CEO Says You Should Never Wash Your Jeans
The CEO of the biggest jeans company in the world has spoken – he says you should never wash your jeans.
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Glasgow’s School Of Art Building Just Went Up In Flames
A fire broke out at Glasgow’s school of art building earlier today as students were working on and handing in end of year assignments.
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Charlie Sheen Just Completely Annihilated Rihanna With The Greatest Twitter Rant Ever
Charlie Sheen just verbally decimated Rihanna over Twitter after she snubbed him and his fiancé at dinner.
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Brazil’s Subway System Is A Complete Nightmare, Good Thing They Don’t Have A World Cup Coming Up In Three Weeks
At least they don’t have any massive global events coming up.
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NASA Study Concludes That Civilisation Is Pretty Much Over
According to this NASA commissioned report, we’ve only got a few decades until the whole of civilisation is kaput.
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David Moyes Accused Of Assaulting Man During Bar Fight
David Moyes may have finally snapped – police reports in Lancashire suggest he attacked a man at a wine bar yesterday evening.
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26 Women Write Letter To The Pope Asking For Permission To Have Sex With Priests
Tough situation for the Pope here – how does he respond to these 26 women asking for his permission to sleep with their priest boyfriends?
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Don’t Take A Selfie In A European Election Booth – It Could Cost You £5000 And 6 Months In Jail
On the eve of the European elections, here’s some solid advice for you.
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Young Iranians Arrested For Filming ‘Vulgar’ Pharrell Williams ‘Happy’ Video
Six young people have been arrested in Iran for filming this homemade video to the tune of Pharrell’s ‘Happy’.
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Prince Charles Drops Worst Diss Ever On Vladimir Putin
OK, I’m sure everyone in the world thinks this anyway but it’s still pretty out there for a member of the royal family to say it.
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African Hunters And Magic Men Want To Help Search For Missing Nigerian Girls
Traditional African hunters are waiting for the army to support their search for the missing girls that Boko Haram kidnapped.
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People Aren’t Too Happy About The Gift Shop In The New 9/11 Museum
It was always going to be a bit of a risky move opening the 9/11 museum, but there really is no excuse for the crap it’s selling in its gift shop.
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Deryck Whibley From Sum 41 Can’t Have A Drop Of Alcohol Again Or He’ll Die
Sum 41 frontman and Avril Lavingne’s ex Deryck Whibley ended up in hospital this week after alcoholism finally caught up with him – poor guy can’t have a drink ever again.
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Serbia And Bosnia: Worst Floods For 120 Years
Floods have purged Bosnia, Serbia and beyond over the last few days. Here’s some shocking photos of the decimation produced…
