Stephen Hawking Says Humanity Is On Course To Destroy Itself Within The Next 100 Years
It’s always doom and gloom with this guy.
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Man Stabbed To Death During Rush Hour At Morden Tube Station
More pain and suffering on the London tubes.
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Kim Jong-Un Claims He’s Invented Alcohol That Doesn’t Give You A Hangover
All hail the supreme leader.
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Hatton Garden Heist Leader Found Sick Pictures Of Tory Child Abuser In Deposit Box
Things just got interesting.
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Steven Avery’s Mum Just Came Up With The Most Insane Making A Murderer Theory Yet
Steven Avery’s parents are the definition of ride or die.
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E-Cigarette Warning As Man Has Half His Face Melted Off After E-Cig Explosion
E-cigs – not even once.
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GBK’s Latest Edgy Advertising Campaign Has Caused The Vegetarian Hardcores To Go Apeshit
Any publicity is good publicity, right?
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There’s Now A Petition To Get David Bowie’s Face On £20 Notes
This would be great.
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CM Punk’s First UFC Opponent Has Officially Been Announced
It’s finally happening – for real this time.
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A Doctor Has Been Accused Of Drugging A Patient And Ejaculating In Her Face
This would never happen in the NHS.
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Former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter Arrested For Battering Someone In Florida
Backstreet’s Back… in jail.
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Man Gets 30 Days In Jail For Filming Fatal Car Crash Instead Of Trying To Help Victim
Put those iPhones away and save a life instead.
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Daniel Radcliffe Has Paid An Incredible Tribute To Alan Rickman
Get ready for some serious feels.
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Florida Man Used His Wife’s Head As A Mop After They Ran Out Of Jam
All because he couldn’t make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Charlie Hebdo Sparks Outrage With New Cartoon About Drowned Child Aylan Kurdi
WTF is Charlie Hebdo thinking with this latest cartoon?
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Ricky Gervais Has Written An Awesome, Must-Read Tribute To David Bowie
They were a real odd couple but they made it work.
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A Really Screwed Up Twist Has Just Been Added To The Brooklyn Gang Rape Case In New York
Surely this can’t be true, can it?
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Charlie Sheen’s HIV Doctor Has Injected Himself With Charlie Sheen’s Blood
Charlie Sheen’s doctor is even more insane than he is.
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Ronda Rousey Is Taking More Time Off And Won’t Fight At UFC 200
The wait continues.
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Mike Tyson Says He Wants To Make A Film With Danny Dyer
What an absolute dream team.
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Hookah Is Officially 25 Times Worse For You Than Smoking A Cigarette
Bad news if you like pulling on hookahs. And want to stay alive.
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Fox News Claim Barack Obama Used Raw Onion To Make Himself Cry During Gun Control Speech
Yet more Fox bullshit.
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Japanese Professionals Are Dressing In Full Body Suits To Escape The Pressures Of Everyday Life
The practice is called Zentai.
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The New York Times Caused A Monumental Fuck Up Yesterday When Writing About Bowie
Congratulations, you played yourself.
