Commuter Pays £6,000 To Ride In A Mop Cupboard Every Day
At least he always has a seat.
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Dude Gets Murdered In Home Invasion Weeks After Winning The Lottery
You finally win the Lottery and then this happens.
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Study Finds That Almost All Of Your Facebook Friends Are Fake
No surprise there really, but now we’ve got the stats to back it up.
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Warning: If You Open This Link Your iPhone Will Completely Crash
Not this link obviously, the one we’re going to tell you about in the article.
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New Banksy Unveiled Then Quickly Removed In Central London
Authorities are having a hard time removing this one.
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The World’s Most Wanted Man Found Working At Subway
It was only a few metres from the local police station.
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Jeremy Clarkson Causes Outrage With Latest Comments On Transgender People
Absolute clangers from Mr Clarkson.
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Buddhist Monk Goes On Rampage Because He Was Upset About Squashing An Insect
Tyres have feelings too you know.
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Donald Trump Just Pulled Off The Most Screwed Up Social Media Faux Pas In Political History
The man’s not fit to run a bath, let alone a country.
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It’s Official, Oral Sex Causes Throat Cancer
Well that sucks.
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Dude On Ecstasy Runs Naked Through Toys R Us, Kidnaps 6-Year-Old And Beats Up Granny
Rolling absolute balls.
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The Murder Capital Of Britain Has Been Revealed
It’s not London.
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A Study Has Revealed The ‘Ideal’ Number Of Sexual Partners
The answer we’re all looking for.
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American Uni Student Arrested In North Korea For ‘Hostile Act’
The last place you’d want to cause trouble.
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Girl Stabs Dude In The Eye With Her Stiletto, Mocks Him About It On Facebook
Straight ruthless.
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This Photo Of A Potato Sold For Over $1,000,000
Kill me now.
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Stoners Get High And Paranoid Trying To Smuggle Weed; End Up Turning Themselves In
Worst drug smugglers ever.
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Astronomers Have Discovered Evidence Of A Ninth Planet In Our Solar System
It’s ten times the size of the Earth and orbits the sun once every 20,000 years.
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Schoolboy’s Spelling Mistake Leads To The Police Visiting His Home
Most unfortunate typo ever.
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Here Are The Top 25 Hacked Passwords Of 2015
Goddamn this is depressing.
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It Looks Like Frozen Poop Pills Are The Cure For Obesity
It might be gross but it could be the answer.
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Experts Have Actually Had To Warn Women Not To Put Balls Of Perfumed Herbs In Their Vagina
But that should be a given, surely?
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The UN Reveals Astonishing Levels Of War Crimes And Violence Perpetrated By ISIS
It’s even worse than you imagine.
