The Boy Who Died On The World’s Tallest Water Slide Was Decapitated
Jesus.
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R. Kelly Is Dating A Teenage Model (Again)
This guy doesn’t do himself any favours.
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This Muslim Couple Were Kicked Off An Airplane Flight For Sweating
Are you serious?
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Oscar Pistorius Just Tried To Kill Himself In Prison
Rock bottom.
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New Research Shows That Flossing Your Teeth Is A Complete Waste Of Time
What a kick in the nuts.
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This Guy Has Been Found Guilty Of Owning Some Of The Most Messed Up Porn In History
I didn’t even know this existed.
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Man Leaves Casino To Rob Bank; Returns To Casino To Gamble
The definition of a gambling problem.
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London Looks Set To Get Its Own Fellatio Cafe
Priced at just £50 a session.
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Chinese Athlete Arrives For Rio Olympics, Immediately Gets Vomited On And Robbed
Opening ceremony this Friday…
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Apple Have Replaced The Gun Emoji With Water Pistol Because It’s Too Violent
Apple just solved America’s gun problem with one single emoji.
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Uncovered Nazi Diary Reveals Details Of The ‘Most Sinister Speech In History’
“We’re eliminating the Jews.”
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Paedo Mum Jailed For Making Homemade Porn Videos With Her 14-Year-Old Son
Too disturbing for words.
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Scientists Have Finally Figured Out The Mystery Of The Female Orgasm
It’s a lot less sexy than you think.
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Afghan Cleric Defends Marriage To 6-Year-Old Girl Claiming She Was A ‘Religious Offering’
This guy is going to hell.
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Labour MP Exposed Having Bareback Sex With 22-Year-Old Woman On Office Desk
“It was quite a turn-on.”
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North Korea Is Trying So Hard To Start A War With America But No One’s Taking Them Seriously
When you threaten nuclear war and the whole world laughs at you.
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Rolf Harris Has Written ANOTHER Grim Song Mocking His Sex Victims
It’s called Gutter Girls.
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Mark Zuckerberg Made $3.4 BILLION In The Space Of An Hour The Other Day
This guy is taking the piss.
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Woman Who Stamped On Man’s Head With High Heels After He Called Her ‘Fit As Fuck’ Cleared Of GBH
Some people just don’t know how to take a compliment.
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US Officials Believe Putin Is Using Russian Hackers To Get Donald Trump Elected
Wouldn’t put it past him.
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The Insane Clown Posse Are Planning A March Of The Juggalos On Washington D.C.
‘We could totally embarrass ourselves, and there could be 25 people.’
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