9 People Critical After Deadly Anthrax Breakout In Russia
The end is nigh.
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50 Cent Wants To Be The New Top Gear Presenter
Cos he’s a motherfucking P.I.M.P.
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Someone’s Made A 3D Printed Phone Case To Help Geeks Catch More Pokémon
Gotta catch ’em all.
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Amir Khan Says He WILL Fight Conor McGregor And Is Training For His UFC Debut
Fight of the century.
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Baby Dies After Doctor Accidentally Gives It Laughing Gas Instead Of Oxygen
Is this really that easy a mistake to make?
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Former KKK Leader Running For Senate After Seeing Trump’s Success
Make America racist again.
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A New Condom Designed To Feel Exactly Like Human Skin Has Just Been Released
Apparently it’s going to feel just like the real thing.
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The Last VCR Manufacturer Just Closed Down
Props for trying so long.
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Knifeman Stabs Family After Dad Scratches Crotch In Front Of His Wife
Yeah, it is gross when guys do that.
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Oliver Stone Says That Pokémon Go Will Lead To Totalitarianism
Yeah, OK buddy.
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ISIS’s Most Recent Gruesome Torture Method Is Called ‘The Flying Carpet’
Their barbaric methods know no bounds.
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Someone’s Designed A Pocket Sized Synthesiser That Looks Absolutely Stunning
The one we’ve been waiting for.
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North Korea Accidentally Reveals First Nuclear Target After Test Run
Kim Jong-Un isn’t messing about anymore.
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The First ‘Pokemon Go’ Related Death Has Officially Been Recorded
It was only a matter of time.
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This Rudeboy Gangster Shot A Guy Ten Times For Complimenting His Hat
Can’t take a compliment bro?
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Forgetful Pensioner Left His Wife At The Airport Before Jetting Off To Spain
Getting rid of the old ball and chain.
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ISIS Have Forced Sir Michael Caine To Change His Name
Goddamn ISIS.
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There’s Now A Pokémon Go Dating App
It was only a matter of time.
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Killer Oscar Pistorius Claims Prison Is EASY After Shooting His GF In The Face
Justice has not been served.
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Hacking Group Poodlecorp Is Taking Responsibility For The ‘Pokemon Go’ Server Crash
By far the worst thing that could crash.
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MMA Fighter Who Had PokeBall Thown At Him Has Also Fractured His Skull (NSFL)
The most horrific X-ray I’ve ever seen.
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Bill Cosby Is Now Completely Blind And Living His Own ‘Personal Hell’ At Home
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke.
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London Water Fight Turns Into Brutal Machete Attack On Young Boy (VIDEO)
Panic in the streets of London.
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Study Shows The Number Of People You Can Shag Before You’ll Be Considered A Slag
It’s actually pretty low.
