The Montauk Monster of Plum Island
When bald freaky looking monsters keep getting washed up on the shore next to a bio-warfare lab near NY, people get suspicious….The Montauk Monster is born…
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Pitbull Exiled To Alaska
Internet prank sends Latino rapper Pitbull to the brink of civilisation.
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When Cats Attack
We all know that when cats go bad, they go really bad. This is a compilation of the meanest cats you’ll ever come across.
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Zombies Spotted In New York
Zombies have recently been spotted walking the streets of New York. Would you feel safe sharing a pavement with one?
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Finally: The Man Aisle Is Here
Gone are the days of shopping lists. The Man Aisle is here to cater for all your macho needs.
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David Platt Rolls Back The Years
David Platt scores a perfectly timed overhead kick during an open training session.
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Courtney Stodden: How To Be Rich and Talentless
Marry a has-been actor in the midst of a mid-life crisis and dress like prostitution’s your day job.
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Seagulls On Laxatives
Getting shit on is probably worse than getting your cock jammed in the zip of your trousers – and these seagulls are shitting everywhere.
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Olympics Fanatic/Dumbass Attempts To Swim From France To America
An over enthusiastic Brit who appeared to be gripped by Olympic fever attempted to swim solo from France to America.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Horses in K-Holes
Ketamine is a serious matter in the equestrian world. Horses everywhere are getting wasted, and no one even seems to have noticed.
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Beast Of Brooklyn Washes Up On Banks Of NYC’s East River
Half-Pig. Half-Man. Half-Fvcking-Dog. You think you’ve seen some weird shit? Well, welcome to the jungle with the Beast of fvcking Brooklyn. Prepare to shit your pants.
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Premier League 20 Seasons – Golden Baldies XI
The good, the bald and the ugly. Sick Chirpse celebrates the greatest bald footballers in the history of the Premier League.
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The Fifty Shades Generator
The Fifty Shades Generator allows you to spice up your otherwise lackluster novel with an erotic vocabulary.
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1908 – Britain Owns The World In London Olympics
1908 was the first time London hosted the Olympics, and we smashed everyone to bits with our mad skillz. Kind of….
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Kim Jong Un Gets New Bird
North Korea’s richest fatty boom batty bags himself a new bit of skirt despite being a complete thug.
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Major Twitter Beef: Leon Knight VS Danielle Lloyd & Jamie O’Hara
Leon Knight takes some time off from being an unemployed bum to rip into Jamie O’Hara and top WAG Danielle Lloyd…things may just go a little out of control for the Knight of the realm.
The Dark Knight has arisen.
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Any Excuse To Rip Into Little Mix
Little Mix are back with a new song that will make you want to blow your brains out.
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Russia Is Still Really Weird
Everyone knows Russia is fucked-up so this sorta thing is probably normal there. Wouldn’t happen in somewhere like Luton, for sure.
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Photos Of Chernobyl Today
Chernobyl was a disaster. Here’s some pictures of the nearest town – Prypiat – 26 years on. Not a pretty sight.
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Worst iPhone Apps Ever #1 – Cleverbot
I know what you’re saying – “Apps, Schmapps” – But this is genuinely one of the most retarded Apps you will ever come across.
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The Olympian Battle for Happiness
For the past 6 months, and in particular these last 5-6 weeks, I’ve quite often silently contemplated how little shit I could give about the Olympics.
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Crazy Frenchman Rolls Down Chinese Mountain Wearing A Roller Suit
The Olympics may be round the corner but nothing can round a corner quite like the ‘Buggy Rollin’.
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Sick Chirpse Guide To The End Of The World
With 2012 being the end of the world and everything, I think it is timely to look back and see quite how often we’ve screwed these predictions up before.
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World’s Largest Daiquiri
The world’s largest daiquiri is awesome. Even Pat Butcher couldn’t neck this one back.
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Boris Johnson’s Olympic Message – Cassetteboy Style
Cassetteboy is back. Boris Johnson’s Olympic message has never felt so right.
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WTF Black & White Photos
Mankind is, has been and always will be strange. Here’s some historical photographic evidence.
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Dancing Copper Lights Up Olympic Torch Relay
Coppers are usually uptight as fvck, but this one is the black sheep of the doom squad. The Olympic Torch relay was so boring, he decided to bust a move. Check it.
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Plan B And The Neo-Nazis
Plan B has been criticised for wearing a t-shirt depicting a band with known fascist connections.
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Guitar-Pee
Ever made up an awesome song in your head while your taking a drunken piss? Now can make it a reality!
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Red Dwarf X Trailer – A series too far?
So everyone’s favourite “there’s nothing else good on” channel Dave have released the trailer for Red Dwarf’s tenth series which will be shown later this year
