After Earth, Before The Backlash
M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie looks even worse than you’re expecting it to be after hearing the phrase “M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie…”
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The World’s Largest Rope Swing Is Completely Insane
Some guys went camping in the desert and instead of toasting marshmallows they built the word’s largest rope swing. It’s totally insane.
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5 Places You Should Never Go
Thinking of a holiday? Well, here are some places you should never go. For the sake of your family’s life, just go to Majorca again.
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Ever Wanted To See A Surfing Pig?
Everyone loves surfing but when you see animals surfing it gets even better. And this is the shit. Meet Zorro, the surfing piglet.
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Foreign Accent Syndrome: What’s It Like To Wake Up With Someone Else’s Voice?
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a different accent? These poor people with Foreign Accent Syndrome have to live with it every day.
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Kilian Martin: Internal Departure
In this new video, Kilian Martin displays new freestyle skateboarding feats he has accomplished in an absurdly simple yet outrageously magnificent way.
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If Spiderman Was Real, This Is What He’d Look Like
Ever wondered what Spiderman would look like if he was real? Well, this video shows you. Diehard nerds – prepare yourselves.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 29 Roundup
Spurs get North LDN bragging rights. Utd win, again. QPR win away. But most crazy of all – Downing scored. Fuck off. No really he did. Mental. O and some weird Arsenal fan does a shit rap.
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Why It Probably Wasn’t A Good Idea For Justin Bieber To Start A Fight With A Cameraman
Justin Beiber has attempted to start an altercation with a photographer in London. We look at why this wouldn’t be a good idea.
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Women Who Hate Women – The Jolene Debate
Was it really Jolene’s fault, were her flaming locks of auburn hair really that enchanting, or was Dolly Parton’s boyfriend just a massive dick?
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Video Games: Dead Space 3 Review
Is this the greatest Sci-fi horror sequel in the history of computer games?
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Hitler, Gangnam Style
Two annoying virals meet in one decent video – Hitler, Gangnam Style.
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In Space No One Can Hear You Poop
Ever wondered what happens to human waste in spaceships? Read on.
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The Best Music Video I Have Ever Seen (NSFW)
This vid is disturbing, confusing, entertaining and most of all down right weird.
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The Ultimate Wake Up Prank Video
After watching this video you’ll be thankful of the way your shitty alarm clock wakes you up every morning because every single prank in the video collection would destroy my heart in an instant.
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The Only Gangnam Style Cover You Need
Two complete babes perform a surprisingly excellent cover of the annoyingly overplayed Gangnam Style.
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2 Year Old Kid Finds Knife In His Walmart Birthday Cake
All we’re hearing about recently is food containing things it shouldn’t. Well, here’s another one. A Walmart cake containing a knife.
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Francis Freaks Out Over Sim City Launch Disaster
Sim City had a rocky launch this week, leaving many fans upset. One of those fans, Francis, uploaded this hilarious video for the attention of the developers, where he absolutely loses his mind and has a bit of a breakdown.
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The Serbian Rock Club That’s Also A Gun Range
BZS takes us around a Serbian Gun Range/ Rock Club. Part 2 of a Series on Belgrade.
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Google’s Horrible Music Video Is Proof Of Everything Wrong With The Music Industry
This guy called Fink has made a party anthem about Google. It sucks, obviously, and now I hate Google.
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The Oldest Man in History?
Meet Le Ching-Yuen, quite possibly the oldest herbalist in Human History.
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Ikea Recalls Daim Cake After Finding Human Poo In It
You may have been alright with horse meat, and even laughed off the dead bird in a salad incident. But now they’re putting cack in our chocolate cakes.
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Meet The Woman Who’s Addicted To Eating Deodorant
This woman is a weird beast and shows us all how to do it properly. She’s addicted to eating deodorant and eats up to 15 sticks of the stuff every month.
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Awesome Elevator Prank – Would You Jump In To Stop A Murder?
We’d all like to think we’d use our impossibly large man-balls to intervene if we saw someone being attacked, but in reality would you actually get involved?
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Video Games: Metal Gear Rising Is Cyborg Ninja Bloodlust Smut
Messing up everything in sight with a samurai sword is an addiction from which I never want to recover.
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We Explain Why Your Film Choices Suck
Stop rotting your brains on remakes – watch the real, beautiful, and subtitled, deal.
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Nerds Raise £75k To Build A Real Death Star
As if America’s financial problems aren’t quite bad enough, nerds want them to build an actual death star
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The Book Of Mormon: Was It Any Good?
If you haven’t heard of The Book Of Mormon’s then you must be a curmudgeon and a troglodyte, which I truly believe, dear readers, you are not. And if we are all really Brothers and Sisters here at Sick Chirpse, then we must all have been excited by the announcement of this Theatre Production.
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Daft Punk Release Exactly 15 Seconds Of New Music
The Gallic robot-men have given us a massive case of musical blue balls after sneaking out an all-too-brief taster of their new album at the weekend.
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EDL Manchester Rally
What’s worse than a load of racist chavs coming to Manchester? Racist chavs who can’t even commit to showing up on time.
