Awesome Photos From Russia With Love #4
Back with part 4 of the best Russian photos we can lay our grubby little hands on. Hold on to your sides as we glide from fire to fights and guns to grannies.
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Best New Tumblr Find: What Ali Wore
Growing old is tough, doing it looking sharp enough to cut glass is even more so. Not for Ali.
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Aliens: Colonial Marines Review
Aliens: Colonial Marines has been hailed as the sequel to James Cameron’s Aliens film, so I guess we’re ignoring Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, AVP and AVP requiem then.
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Henry Rollins And The Steubenville Case
As the Steubenville Rape Case continues to progress, even after conviction, for further evidence coming to light – Henry Rollins speaks the most sense.
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Will Spring Breakers Suck?
Will Spring Breakers be a deserved success? Or an anti culture time bomb waiting to explode?
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Russian New Years Folk Festival Is Proper Creepy
Malanka is an ancient folk festival celebrated in Russia, the Ukraine and Belarus. We’d never heard of it before, obviously. But these pictures are awesome.
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Speed Of Light – Literal Flash Mob Is Trippy As Hell
Flash mobs can be cool or very lame, but when it’s a mob of people literally flashing and has been funded by an arts charity, it gets a tick for originality.
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Richard Littlejohn, The Daily Mail And A Transgender Teacher Who’s Committed Suicide
Online petition calling for the sacking of Daily Mail columnist Richard Littlejohn after the subject to the one of his articles commits suicide.
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Salford’s ‘Knight Warrior’ Superhero Retires
The Salford ‘Knight Warrior’ has finally hung up his cape… It was probably for his own good.
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The Philharmonic Philistine’s Guide To Alt-Opera
Opera doesn’t always have to focus on the fat lady. Here’s a look at three of the best alt-operas to take you round the dinner table.
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Vocal Coach Starts Using Sex Toys To Relax Student’s Throats
Think I’d feel a bit more at ease with a giant bumble-bee toy pulsating on my throat than sex toy in all honesty. Though David Ley is vehemently regarded as an absolute professional as well as being highly trusted by senior members of the University.
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Monarchs Of England — Snapshots Of History For Dunces #3
Here’s part three of our trawl through the monarchy from present to past. Today our shonky history bus drives past Dutch invasions and smallpox.
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The Surreal, Beautiful Photography Of Tokyo’s Levitating Girl
Japanese shutterbug Natsumi Hayashi makes awesome, freaky pictures, and we think she rules.
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I Spent 30 Hours Trapped In A Freak Hungarian Blizzard
Something shitty happened to me last week and I thought I’d share it with you Sick Chirpsers, lying in your warm beds with your laptop, smoking that inevitable morning spliff and nursing last nights unfinished stubby of French supermarket lager.
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Video Games: Tomb Raider Review
Sick Chirpse takes a peek at the best boobs in the gaming business with this review of Tomb Raider.
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The Last Barfighter Is An Old-School Arcade Game That Gives You Beer When You Win
Everyone loves old-school arcade games and everyone loves beer, which makes this invention – The Last Barfighter – one of the best things ever. Check it out.
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Why The Big Bang Theory Sucks Balls
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that laughing at nerds makes for quality television.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 31 Roundup
Fulham win away? Bale’s hamstrings finally given up. McManaman avoids doing time. Lamps hits 200 not out. Rio makes his case for a call-up. Man City’s assholes drop out.
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Classical Music That Has Actually Caused Riots
You wouldn’t think anyone could get wound up by classical music enough to kick off. You’d be wrong. It turns out the classical crowd love a riot.
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Star Wars Weddings: A New Hope For Marriage
Weddings are long and boring and they talk to much about God. Now however, the Scottish government might let us dress up like Storm Troopers and play with lightsabers when we get married.
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Famous People Are Stupid Too
You don’t need a brain to become famous in this life. But you do need to be an idiot to listen to people who are.
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The Enigma Of Steve Roggenbuck
Steve Roggenbuck’s been making waves on the alt-lit scene for a few years now. This is your need-to-know dossier on the man who’s telling you to Live Your Lief.
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Watch Dropkick Murphys Smash A Nazi-Saluting Skinhead In The Face With A Bass Guitar While On-Stage
While the Dropkick Murphys were celebrating St Patrick’s Day some skin-head Nazi jumped on the stage and started giving Hitler salutes. Next thing you know and one of the band’s carving his face in with his bass guitar.
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The Extremely Worrying Yet Really Cool World Of Non-Lethal Weapons
The Americans take the field of crowd control to new and bewildering heights. Pimped-up taser, anyone?
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Napalm Death Banned From London Museum
A planned art installation involving Napalm Death is deemed too risky for the structural integrity of the V&A Museum.
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This Might Be The Best Music Video You’ve Seen For A Long Time
Music videos these days generally suck, so it’s always nice when you come across one that might be one of the better things you’ve seen for a while.
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Ken Barlow Suggests Victims Of Child Abuse Bring It On Themselves
Bill Roache apologizes over comments made in an interview in which he suggests the victims of rape and abuse are to blame for deeds committed in their past lives.
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We Love Louis CK
The finest stand-up comedian of his generation hits London for a handful of sold-out shows this week. Sick Chirpse presents a quick tribute to a comedy god.
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Ridiculous Fishing Is Our New Timewaster Of Choice, It Should Be Yours Too
Fishing can be fun when you insert additional gunplay into the mix. Enter Ridiculous Fishing, your next mobile game.
