Newsreaders Voice Concern for Promising Young Rapists on CNN
CNN reporters worry about the futures of young sex offenders in American society.
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Whack Aphrodisiacs
People love sex, people love food, so what better way to get the pork sword ready than by eating some nasty shit?
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Is This The Worst Leg Break In Football History?
Broken bones are never pretty and this one shows us why. Is this the worst leg break in football history, ever?
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Save Southbank: Legendary Skate Spot Set To Be Replaced By Shops
Rejuvenation plans threaten one of the worlds most famous Sub Culture, Graffiti Art, BMX and Skateboard hubs, The Southbank Undercroft.
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We’ll Have A Gay Old Time
A Christian group thinks gay people can be “cured.” Let’s all camp it up for a few weeks to annoy them…
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How Do You Camouflage A Whole Air Base?
During WWII USA tried its best to hide all of the buildings it didn’t want to be exploded by bombs. It did an amazing job thanks to Hollywood, of all people.
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Russian Bus Driver Smashes Into Cars Who Cut Him Up, Posts Footage On YouTube
Everybody hates being cut up by other drivers when on the road. But this Russian bus driver has had enough and has filmed himself smashing into the back of cars who get in his way.
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Brazilian Man Takes Photos Of His Colourful Poop
Have you ever thought about taking photos of your own multicoloured feces and putting them in your online portfolio?
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Fashion Vs Skateboarding: Why Jeremy Scott Is A Jerk
A frank look at fashion icon Jeremy Scott’s use of the iconic Santa Cruz Skateboarding graphics of Jim and Jimbo Phillips.
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Google Unveils Talking Trainers To Try To Motivate Fatties
Google are attempting world dominance in the technology stakes. Meet their new addition: talking trainers to help motivate fatties.
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VIDEO: Bet You’re Glad You’re Not This Guy
If you think London tube rush hour is bad, you’re wrong. Shanghai is much worse as this unlucky dude found out. He’s forced back into the train by a huge crowd at rush hour.
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KFC Chicken Isn’t Even Made From Real Chickens
A totally true story about genetically modified food that’s not at all a bunch of made-up scaremongering. Honest.
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Rural Olympics: The True Athletes of This World
We all enjoyed last year’s Olympics held in London. But…
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The Wonder That Is The Oreo Separation Machine
A crazy American scientist has constructed an Oreo separation machine, to remove the creme from his tasty chocolate cookies, is this the best use of technology?
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Kagu – An Internet Voyage Through Strangeness
What’s Kagu? Lots of things it turns out. This post plots an odd voyage from dancing to juggling, all thanks to a strange little bird.
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Harry Styles Has An Imposter
Imposter pretends to be our precious Harry and makes fun of all us One Direction fans for sharing our deaths in the family with him.
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Weasel Invades Swiss Football Match, Bites Player
It’s always great when football matches are invaded, but it’s even better when a match is invaded by a weasel-like creature who bites a player.
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Video Games: Crysis 3 Review
So you want to be a super soldier? Here’s the next best thing Crysis 3! Throw cars, Throw enemies, punch things to death! in this stealthy actiony first person shooter.
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Is This The World’s Smallest Book?
Books are awesome, always have been and always will be. And this is why. Meet the world’s smallest book.
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Japanese Bread That Looks Like A Vagina
The Japanese have inadvertantly released a food product that gives new meaning to the term ‘yeast infection’.
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Chinese Facekinis Are Down Right Stupid
Who would you find more attractive, someone in a balaclava or someone with a nice tan? Find out what those crazy Chinese are up to on the beaches of Qingdao…
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The Pope Idol Results Are In
A New Pope has been elected and he looks like a friendly tortoise. We at Sick Chirpse take a look at the importance in his choice of name and where he might take the Catholic Church.
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In Praise Of Calvin And Hobbes
A documentary on Bill Watterson’s much-loved duo will be out later this year, and that’s all the excuse we need to big up one of the best comic strips ever created.
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Walking Dead South Park. Obviously.
Some of the Walking Dead characters immortalised in true South Park fashion.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 30 Roundup
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the…
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Russian Yetis Start War With Bears
A Russian expedition to find the yeti reports on a disturbing battle between yetis and grizzlies in Siberia. Terrifying but awesome.
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Depressing Abandoned “Ghost Estates” In Ireland
I’ve got a thing about abandoned monuments, but these ‘ghost estates’ in Ireland are pretty darned bleak. Damn you financial crisis.
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Bieber Blocker – Want To Delete Bieber From Your Internet?
Tired of seeing trends about Bieber? Pissed off at the amount of time you spend sifting through Bieber bullshit? Welcome to the rest of your life starring the Bieber Blocker
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WHOA – It’s Earl Sweatshirt’s New Single
WHOA is the latest single ahead of Earl’s new album Doris and it features Tyler, the Creator. Have a watch. Have a listen. Enjoy, or don’t. This is just the start anyway, he’s only 19.
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Weirdos In Funny Hats Meet To Elect A New Geriatric Pope
1 billion crazy people are eagerly awaiting 117 weirdos in funny hats to elect a new geriatric Pope to rule over them. Here, Sick Chirpse explains why the whole thing is a complete crock of shit.
