NOT THE NEWS
Ryan Gosling Can’t Get A Restraining Order Against His Stalker Because Nobody Can Find Her
Bad news for Ryan and the rest of the Goslings.
Justin Bieber Set To Be Roasted On Comedy Central For His 21st Birthday
You know this is going to be good.
Johnny Depp Caught Up With George Jung Over The Weekend
Jung was recently released from prison after serving 20 years.
Teenage Girl Says She Suffers From ‘Walking Corpse Syndrome’, Believes She’s An Actual Corpse
Are you showing any symptoms?
Mick Foley AKA Mankind Has A Daughter And She Looks Nothing Like How We Expected
Prepare to have your mind blown.
Justin Bieber Goes Drinking With Keith Richards; Richards Calls Him A Wannabe
Sounds like Richards just ripped him all night whilst Justin took it.
Man Takes Selfie With John Travolta After Travolta Hits On Him In Deserted Gym At 3AM
What was John Travolta doing in a gym on his own at 3am?
The Plot Thickens… Now Miley Cyrus’ Brother Is Banging Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Daughter
Things could get complicated if either of the couples ever decide to tie the knot.
Leonardo DiCaprio Turned Up To The Playboy Mansion; Snogged Rihanna And Photobombed 50 Cent
Leonardo DiCaprio starts 2015 where he left off in 2014.
Justin Bieber Forces Website To Release Retraction Over Photoshopped Calvin Klein Photos
Bieber’s personal trainer has come out saying his dick is pretty big.
Swedish Singer Has A Message For Men Who Say They’re Too Big For Condoms
You’ve been well and truly sussed out.
Britain’s Vainest Man Set To Go Bankrupt To Wipe Out £35K Debts
This guy’s spent £50,000 on his face after taking out 15 credit cards.
Justin Bieber Fans Threaten To Kill Model Lara Stone For This Racy Calvin Klein Shoot
Straight up death threats right here.
Snoop Dogg’s Being Called Out For Posting This Apparent ‘Homophobic’ Instagram Photograph
Snoop said ‘whose auntcle is this?’ and now he’s being sued.
Swimmer Michael Phelps’ Intersex Ex-Girlfriend Has Made A Hardcore Porn Movie
We knew she was in negotiations but apparently she’s dived right in.
Dustin Diamond Set To Stand Trial After Being Arrested For Stabbing Someone
The security footage clearly shows Dustin Diamond stabbing another bar patron with a pocket knife.
David Hasselhoff Gatecrashes Southend Wedding
‘Having the Hoff show up at my wedding was a brilliant way to top off the best day of my life.’
Kim Jong-Un’s Stylist Has Messed Up His Eyebrows
Someone got a bit too trigger happy with the tweezers, which means they’re probably going to die.