What were they thinking?
To be fair it was an extremely sexy passage he was reading.
Imagine getting smashed in the head by a lump of shit the size of a football.
This guy has the worst luck ever.
What a way to go.
When your whole life is shattered on live TV.
When your hiding place is just a little TOO perfect.
It's insane to think that one little spider bite could do so much damage.
What a kick in the dick.
You know he planned how he was going to spend it all before he heard the bad news.
Welp, that's gotta hurt.
After having his identity confused with LostProphets singer and paedophile Ian Watkins, H from Steps is now being accused of everything.
A 66-year-old gentleman popped one pill too many and ended up with a permanent boner that eventually had to be amputated.