As the years go on, it makes sense that you’re probably going to be more and more sexually frustrated if you don’t have a wife or girlfriend when you hit 50, but I don’t think under any circumstances I would consider fucking a bottle in order to get off.
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Not for this guy though. In one of the most unlucky (or just plain stupid) stories I think we’ve ever written on Sick Chirpse, a 50-year-old guy from Honduras decided to try the above and ended up getting his dick stuck in the bottle for four days. He was too embarrassed to try and get help about it, but after four days he relented as his penis went black and started decaying. Ouch.
The guy definitely wishes he went and got it check out sooner too, because it ended up having to be amputated. Here’s what Dr Dennis Chirinos – who operated on the poor man – had to say about it all:
It’s a strange case, it’s happened before, but it’s still strange.
We had a 50-year-old patient, that, because he didn’t have a girlfriend or a wife, wanted to relieve his sexual frustration.
So he put his penis in a bottle and this caused the death and necrosis of the penis.
When he arrived four days later we had to amputate the penis because it was completely dead.
When you put your penis into a bottle it causes a constriction in the blood vessels of the penis and within four hours you can lose the penis.
This is an embarrassing emergency. The situation with this patient is that he didn’t get the medical attention in time and this caused the penis to begin to decay and die completely.
There was no choice but to completely remove the penis.
It wasn’t just the case here that it had died, it had gone completely black and had begun to decay. The necrosis was very severe.
Ouch. Unfortunately (fortunately?) there aren’t any pictures of what that looked like, but I’m probably pretty glad about it to be honest because I can imagine that already and it doesn’t sound pretty. It’s enough to keep me from putting my dick in a bottle ever, and I’m probably going to check on it and clean it a bit more often now too. Don’t want it getting amputated.
For more on penises, check out this guy’s dick which is literally the size of a baby. An actual real life baby.