War Machine Wrote A Spooky Halloween Poem About His Suicide Attempt
War Machine admits he’s losing the plot in prison.
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Horror Film Taglines Replaced By Pornhub Comments
Absolutely nailed it.
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Oscar Pistorius Was Direct Messaging Katie Price On Twitter During His Murder Trial
Was the Blade Runner trying to chirpse Jordan throughout his murder trial?
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Guy Writes Amazing Complaint Letter To BT; Uses ‘Wankers’ As Name On Invoice
The result is pretty much perfect…
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Blah Airlines Shows The Worst Of Air Travel In Elaborate 6 Hour Video
It’s all a massive smear campaign by Virgin America to point out the blandness of their competitors.
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Woman Spotted Wearing Full Hazmat Suit In Washington’s Dulles Airport
People are getting really worried now.
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Dele Adebola Has Had An Absolute Nightmare Week On Twitter
Maybe he should just delete his account for a while.
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Louis C.K. Just Blew Everyone’s Minds With These Tweets About Outer Space
Louis C.K. has either lost the plot or is talking the most sense ever.
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TV Station Tweets Out Link To PornHub Instead Of Weather
Somebody’s getting fired.
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The Horrifying Rape Allegations Against YouTube Prankster Sam Pepper
Are these girls’ stories legit?
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Former BNP Leader Nick Griffin Expelled By His Own Party
How the mighty have fallen.
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Guy On Tinder Ridiculously Explains What Life With Him Would Be Like
This is how to make a good first impression. Not.
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Teenage Girl Whose BJ Selfie Went Viral Is Loving The Attention
Imagine being this girl’s Dad.
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Katie Hopkins Got Completely Owned By Chris Ramsey
Finally someone said what we were all thinking to her face.
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Awesome Grafik Aircraft Prints And T-Shirts From Nick Harrison
Nick Harrison’s latest project is looking dope.
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Waka Waka Flame Has Hired Seth Rogen As His Official Blunt Roller
Seth does roll a pretty mean cross joint to be fair.
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Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger Reportedly Heading For Divorce
Wonder if it has anything to do with the leaked photo of Avril Lavigne giving some dude a blowie?
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Former White House Secretary Is Live-Tweeting What Went Down On The Day Of 9/11
Here’s what really went down inside that classroom on 9/11.
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Katy Perry Vs Taylor Swift Is The New Biggie Vs 2Pac Music Industry Feud
Aggro is about to go down in what will prove to be probably the most vicious music industry beef in history.
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Cee Lo Green Tweets That It’s Not Rape If The Person Is Unconscious
Er yeah, OK dude.
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Jamie Carragher Just Completely Trolled Every Manchester United Fan On Twitter
When it rains, it pours.
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Here’s Floyd Mayweather’s Comeback To Everyone Who Says He Can’t Read
Looks like the Internet got under Floyd Mayweather’s skin a little bit.
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Turkish Dudes Want To Kill Dan Bilzerian After ‘Racist’ Tweet
Is Dan Bilzerian not long for this world?
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Man Leaves Job To Start Man United News Twitter Feed; Ends Up Having Public Meltdown Via Twitter
I guess the moral of the story is don’t leave your day job to start a Twitter account.
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Huff Post Reporter Mistakes Ear Plugs For Rubber Bullets; Internet Rips The Shit Out Of Him
The internet can be a really brutal place sometimes. Poor guy.
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War Machine Replied To Dog The Bounty Hunter’s Threats Via Twitter
When these two finally throw down it looks like it’s going to be one for the ages.
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Guys On Instagram Are Doing Their Own #MakeupTransformation Photos
Way to take something dumb and make it even dumber.
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Dog The Bounty Hunter Sends Tweets Calling For War Machine’s Head
If there’s anyone you don’t want after you, it’s gotta be Dog The Bounty Hunter.
