Dog The Bounty Hunter is apparently still making new episodes of his hit TV show ‘Dog The Bounty Hunter’ and has announced that he’s going after War Machine – the MMA fighter who brutally beat up his girlfriend/ex girlfriend and porn star Christy Mack for possibly cheating on him, although the motive is not 100% confirmed at this time. War Machine has been on the run for 24 hours at this point.
Although Dog doesn’t have anything to do with either of these guys, he announced on his Twitter account that he was coming for Mack. And you know when the Dog comes for you he normally gets his man. Unless that man is Edward Snowden, who the Dog announced last year that he was going to find and bring back to the United States and then there was positively zero news updates about it afterwards. As far as we know, Edward Snowden is allowed to stay in Russia for another there years so it doesn’t look like the Dog will be collecting that bounty any time soon.
– Duane Dog Chapman (@DogBountyHunter) August 12, 2014
– Duane Dog Chapman (@DogBountyHunter) August 13, 2014
To be fair to the Dog though, I used to think he was a joke but if you read his book (don’t ask why I did that) he does normally get his man as he is a fairly sick bounty hunter so he probably will find this guy. I mean he found that piece of shit Andrew Luster guy all the way down in Mexico – even if all he really did was sit around on his ass down there and get a lucky break – and that was a pretty big break/bounty hunt, so if the Dog’s coming for you and you’re a piece of shit MMA fighter who beats up girls, you better believe your time is up.