Worst son ever.
McDonald's at 3am is a dangerous place to be.
It's always the ones you least expect.
What a sick weapon.
He has requested 12 weeks to prepare for the battle.
How to handle a trip.
Well that backfired.
It's morphin' time.
You couldn’t make it up.
There's no getting out of this one.
Not a good idea.
This is so disappointing.
Lollipop men deserve better.
'It feels like I got stabbed in the chest with a sword.'
He must have really not liked the latest iOS update.
You can't argue with a piece of action like this.
'I can't come into work today, I've got a sword stuck up my butt. '
This is seriously messed up.
Don't try this at home (or anywhere).
What could be next in this weird murder scenario?
Even Power Rangers aren't immune to fighting over a girl.
It's morphin' time.
Here's the first ever weapons edition of Sick Chirpse Russian photos. I think you'll like them, I really do.