Friend-zoned by a chatbot.
The man knows what he likes.
He pulled out the McHatchet.
Save it for the $750 million lawsuit.
The Juice is running out of juice.
This is beyond cringe.
What a legend.
What the hell is this?
Imagine applying to adopt a puppy and receiving this response.
"I wanted guys to not stop at my profile because I’m a professional model but because I was just another average girl...
Come on now guys.
He also stabbed two people at this house party from hell.
Meghan Markle slid into Piers Morgan's DMs and he just shared the proof.
The modern day Romeo and Juliet.
He's 'waiting for the right one'.
Not as cool as the movies.
Surely it’s the outcome she wanted?
It's that easy apparently.
If this doesn't make you happy, you are dead inside.
This has the potential to be huge.
Being a public school teacher sounds absolutely awful.
What's worse than getting rejected by the opposite sex? Having it broadcast to the entire world.
Bieber got rejected entry from Sankeys in Manchester because they didn't want him tarnishing their credibility. Well played, Sankeys. Our faith in...