PRISON
Rob Ford Has His Sister’s Ex Beaten Up In Prison
He’s done it again – Rob Ford has had a group of prisoners batter his sister’s ex husband in prison as a means to keep his mouth shut.
Man Arrested For Liking Woman’s Status On Facebook
A Memphis man has been sent to prison after liking his ex-girlfriend’s Facebook status – click through for full story.
Rapper Young QC Has His Mum Killed For Life Insurance Money, Makes It Rain On Fans
Chicago rapper Young QC has been charged with arranging the brutal killing of his own mother in order to collect her life insurance and clean out her bank account.
Woman Makes Attacker Hold “I Beat Women Sign” Instead Of Sending Him To Jail
Instead of going to the police and sending the guy to jail, this woman chose to make him sit by the road in a dunce cap.
VIDEO: Prison Officer Slams Inmate’s Head Into The Wall
Watch as this prison officer deals with a difficult prisoner by slamming his head into the wall so hard it cuts him wide open.
Nationwide Supermarket Ban For Man Caught Masturbating In Sainsbury’s Meat Aisle
If you spot this guy when you’re doing your weekly food shop, walk the other way.
VIDEO: Prison Officer Kills Inmate On Camera
A prison officer is caught on camera slamming an inmate so hard into the ground that it kills him.
Rapper Ja Rule Leaves Wife For Guy He Met In Prison (Yeah Right)
In one of the dumber stories we’ve posted, it was alleged that Ja Rule’s wife had stated that the rapper had left her for his prison cellmate who had become his personal trainer since getting out of the slammer.
Green Street 3 – Saviour Of The British Film Industry
Green Street 3: Never Back Down has been released and looks as shit as the two Green Street films that preceded it.
Here Are The 10 Serial Killers Who Have Killed The Most People In History
Serial killers have always made fascinating subjects – but which one has the highest confirmed kill count? Here’s the top 10.
In El Salvador, Women Who Have Miscarriages Can Be Charged With Murder
In El Salvador, women who have miscarriages can be charged with murder. Is it any wonder then that half of suicides among 10-19 year old girls in the country are carried out by pregnant females?
Pussy Riot’s Nadezhda Tolokonnikova Goes On Hunger Strike
Member of jailed girl band Pussy Riot has gone on hunger strike to protest awful living conditions in prison. She explains all in this open letter to the Guardian.
Bradley Manning Wants To Become A Woman
Bradley Manning – jailed for 35 years last Wednesday for leaking 700,000 classified documents to WikiLeaks – has released a statement claiming he wants to live the rest of his life as a woman named ‘Chelsea’.
Prison Breakout Caught On Video
Over half of the detainees in this Brazilian young offenders institute managed to escape. They started a massive riot then simply shimmied down a handy tree located right next to the prison wall.
Orange Is The New Black Justifies Netflix’s Existence In One Fell Swoop
Sick Chirpse loves the hell out of the video streaming service’s new show. Here’s why.
Lauryn Hill Has Been Sent To Prison
The former Fugees singer must do not-especially-hard time after fiddling her taxes.
Cat Caught Trying To Sneak Mobile Phone And Saw Into Brazilian Prision
A cat has been caught trying to enter a Brazilian prison with a load of escape tools strapped to it’s body. Just another reason why cats are way more awesome than dogs.
Brazilian Prisoner Too Fat To Escape
Brazilian prisoner is too fat to escape prison and the dumb fvck gets caught in a wall.
Sexting Gone Majorly Wrong
When you’re feeling horny and alone and want to engage in a little sex talk via the blower, just remember to check who you’re texting.
NEVER HIT A COP WITH A STUFFED MONKEY
Preston James Phipps has been jailed for assaulting a police offer with a stuffed monkey in Des Moines, Iowa.
