Fresh off trying to kill himself a few weeks ago, War Machine was in court last Friday for a preliminary hearing on charges of attempted murder, assault, battery, open and gross lewdness and strangulation of ex-girlfriend/porn star Christy Mack. Read all about that HERE.
During Mack’s testimony, War Machine had to be told off by the judge after he appeared to be laughing:
Probably wasn’t laughing in a “haha, you got battered” kind of way, but still – at least try and look sorry for what you did, dude.
Here’s a transcript in case you can’t make it out:
Prosecutor: “Was there sexual violence?”
Prosecutor: “Judge I would like the record to show that Mr. Koppenhaver is laughing and shaking his head.”
Defense: “Objection, He wasn’t laughing.”
Justice: “I watched him laugh.”
Read some of War Machine’s fucked up prison poetry HERE.