Declan Rice Has Never Had A ‘Proper Beer’, Vows To Drink His First One If England Win The Euros
I don’t know how someone can live in England, play…
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Woman Cancels Date After Her Boyfriend Refuses To Wear Pink To See The Barbie Movie
He stood his ground.
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Piers Morgan Blasts ‘Woke, Virtue Signalling’ ‘Barbie’ Movie Being Based On ‘Demonstrable Lie’
Surprised it took this long.
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5 Colours That The World Of Fashion Should Reevaluate
Don’t call it a comeback.
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Marvel Introduce New Non-Binary Superheroes Called ‘Snowflake’ & ‘Safespace’
This is not a joke.
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A Gender Reveal Party Has Managed To Cause A Massive Plane Crash
These gender reveal parties are getting really out of hand.
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A 65 Year Old Russian Singer Has Revealed She Regularly Masturbates Betweens Shows
Don’t ever deny yourself anything.
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Mark Hoppus From Blink 182 Has Just Started A New Band With Alex From All Time Low
They’re called Simple Creatures.
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McDonald’s Under Fire After Refusing To Refund This ‘Disgusting’ Raw Quarter Pounder
You want fries with that?
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The New Pink Oreos Are Turning People’s Shit Pink
An unexpected side effect.
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The Game Is Releasing His Own Brand Of Weed-Infused Lemonade
Weedade isn’t quite as catchy as lemonade, unfortunately.
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Teenage Orphan From Thailand Turns Down Chance To Be Adopted By Kim Kardashian
Living in poverty with little education = more class than a Kardashian.
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Scientists Invent Ice Cream That Changes Colour As You Lick It
Well, this is a dream come true.
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South Korea Introduce Extra Wide ‘Women Only’ Parking Spaces
The Seoul Metropolitan Government in South Korea want to make the country’s capital more ‘female-friendly’ with a $95 million project titled “Women Friendly Soulâ€.
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Today’s Top 4 Crap Celebrity News Items #3
Today’s gaggle of non-news is as in-depth and probing as ever. We don’t just cover hair, but also clothes and shopping. Really riveting stuff. Thanks Daily Mail.
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Hey Girls, Your Vagina Is A Horrible Colour, Here’s Some Vaginal Bleach
As if girls probably don’t get enough complaints about what they’re doing down there, you can now add another one to the list.
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Awesome Infrared Photos Of The Democratic Republic Of Congo
Photographer Richard Mosse used a discontinued Kodak film called Aerochrome to turn the war-torn landscape of the Democratic Republic of Congo into a variety of pink and purple.
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Leaked Recording Of Kanye West Ranting After The 2009 MTV VMAs
Gawker leak a recording of Kanye continuing his rant at the 2009 MTV VMAs in private; Taylor Swift, Pink, MTV, Fame, Anyone-That-Isn’t-Kanye all come under fire.
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Songs In The Key Of Masturbation
Some subtle, some showy and some that are just down right fvcking dirty…the songs that pay homage to masturbation.
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VALENTINE’S DAY, IS IT JUST HERE TO TORTURE US?
Valentine’s day can be the best or most depressing times of year, what is certain however is that it is one of the most stressful times of year in the male calendar.
