Woman Burns Cheating Boyfriend’s Penis With Her Hair Straighteners
It looked like a piece of cooked meat afterwards.
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This Man Officially Has The Longest Penis In The World And It Looks Downright Ridiculous
Imagine having to live with this monstrosity in your pants.
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Young Boy Born With Three Penises Gets Surgery To Create One Super Penis
Step aside DoubleDickDude, there’s a new sheriff in town.
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Man Who Had Penis Ripped Off As A Child Now Has An 8 Inch Bionic Replacement
It must be so awesome having a bionic dick.
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Dude Cuts Love Rival’s Dick Off With Garden Shears And Flushes It Down The Toilet
That’s one way to get the girl.
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Lenny Kravitz Just Admitted Why He Has His Dick Pierced And It’s Completely Wild
Lenny Kravitz is an absolute next level sex machine.
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Georgia Man Cuts Off Penis To Stop Masturbating (Inaccurate)
52 year old Jonas believed he would go to hell if he didn’t stop masturbating – so he took drastic measures by cutting off what he called his ‘sinful part.’
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L.A. Gang Member Dies After Attempting To Gold Plate His Penis
The ultimate gold accessory didn’t quite work out this time.
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The Dude Who Got The World’s First Penis Transplant Has Successfully Got His Girlfriend Pregnant
That’s what you call a happy ending.
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New ‘FitBit For Your Penis’ Is A Device That Sends You A Report On How Well You Did After Sex
Find out exactly how terrible you are at sex.
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Terrence Howard Says His Wife Extorted Money From Him By Threatening To Leak Photos Of His Tiny Penis
It’s hard out here for a pimp.
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This 40 Year Old Man Claims He’s Slept With 100 Women Despite The Fact He Has No Penis
The guy with no dick is getting laid more than you.
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Street Artist Draws Penises Around Potholes To Encourage Their Repair
Genius idea – nobody wants to live in a town with dicks all over the roads.
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Grayson Perry Sums Up What The Internet Is All About With This Golden Cat Dick
Not a cat’s dick, a cat dick.
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These Guys Are Absolute Pros At Inserting Dicks Into Corporate Logos
His reasoning: because dick jokes are funny, Duh.
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Watch This Policeman Blast A Naked Guy In The Penis With His Taser
That’s gonna leave a mark.
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This Woman Has The Worst Tattoo We’ve Ever Seen
You really aren’t going to believe this.
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Calvin Klein Photoshopped Justin Bieber So He Had A Bigger Dick
How small was it before?
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Swedish Singer Has A Message For Men Who Say They’re Too Big For Condoms
You’ve been well and truly sussed out.
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Play Doh Causes Huge Backlash After Releasing New Penis Shaped Toy
There’s no way you can’t say that looks like a penis.
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Here’s A List Of What People Got Stuck Up Their Asses This Christmas
Every year this list gets better and better.
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VIDEO: Men Trying To Draw Vaginas And Failing Miserably
They should really have had us practice this in Biology.
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Hometown Built Him A Statue And His Penis Looks Spectacular On It
Pretty sure there’s not much left for Cristiano Ronaldo to accomplish at this point.
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If You’re A Man With A Small Penis Then This Is The Girl For You
If you’re packing something less-than-average in the trouser department, this one’s for you.
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Man Posts Photo Of Cut Thumb On Instragram; Internet Thinks It’s A Penis
We were fooled at first glance.
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Nottingham Uni Student Jailed For 9 Months For Slapping A Girl In The Face With His Penis
When someone falls asleep during a house party, how far is too far?
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Woman Completely Shames Her Husband’s Penis With Answer On Family Feud Game Show
Chances this guy is filing for divorce right now?
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Australian Dude Flashes During Live TV News Broadcast (NSFW)
Could this be the new “F*ck Her Right In The Pussy”?
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29 Inappropriate Children’s Toys That Probably Should Never Have Been Created
Why would anyone ever think any of these toys were a good idea?
