If you’re packing something less-than-average in the trouser department, prepare to feel extremely validated by this young lady explaining why she hates big dicks:
Hey Monique, how’s it going? Ready for this little blogger penis? I also happen to find your glasses very attractive. Promise I won’t surprise you with a Jonah Falcon dick like all those other losers.
Here’s a list of countries by dick size, to help Monique out when booking her next holiday.