Man Posts Photo Of Cut Thumb On Instragram; Internet Thinks It’s A Penis

Cut Thumb Penis

We were fooled at first glance.

Some dude by the name of Stephen Owen uploaded a photo of his injured thumb to Instagram last week (he’d sliced it on a grater while making potato salad), and was inundated with messages from other users comparing it to a penis.

To be fair, it could well be mistaken for someone’s cock on first glance:

My thumb was in that bandaid too long

A photo posted by @mrgrumpystephen on

It’s all good though, at least his cock doesn’t resemble a potato.


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