"Here's your student load paid in full by my penis".
This is funny.
This is it now.
Dream job alert.
Keeping up with the times.
Not too shabby.
Choo choo morons.
That's one way of solving the problem.
Slight overreaction maybe.
Of course he has.
What a mug.
Nice try buddy.
You need to download the app TODAY to reap the benefits.
The CEO of Yelp is one ruthless MOFO.
He's not doing himself any favours.
Well, that's embarrassing.
Am I the only one who's turned on by the woman who offered a hitman $1000 plus sex to kill her lawyer...