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So a lot of gun-shagging types seem to be outraged by this clip on social media. Former porn star Mia Khalifa claiming that selling your body to the army is worse than selling your body on OnlyFans. Apparently a controversial opinion, even though it’s… probably true? Not sure I’ve ever seen an OnlyFans creator complain about how awful it is being on OnlyFans, but people complain about life in the army all the time. It essentially boils down to selling nudes from your laptop in your own time Vs waking up at stupid hours for clean-up duty before risking your life on the battlefield. It’s a no-brainer!
Yeah OK your friends and family will probably be prouder of you being in the army rather than taking your kit off on the internet, but who’s making the most money? Here’s what the British Army pays:
Not bad, right? Well, it’s kinda bad. Unless you’re way up in the officer ranks you’re not making much at all. Meanwhile on OnlyFans all it takes is one viral video of you doing unspeakable things with a dildo and you’re making tens of thousands of pounds just like that. Yeah OK not everyone on there is raking it in but lots of girls (and guys) are making a soldier’s salary just off the back of one or two videos. Not to mention the additional income aside from monthly subscription that includes private pictures and videos and sugar daddy situations and whatnot. All you need is a pair of boobs and a butt (or a six pack and jawline) and a laptop and you’re good to go!
Well anyway, we can debate this until the cows come home. At the end of the day both professions serve their purpose but it seems abundantly clear to me which one I’d rather be doing. Not that I’d stand a chance at either, but still.
For footage of Mia Khalifa teaching a virgin how to have sex, click HERE. Learning from the best.
